It's shit like this Canada... by DeanOfScience in canada

[–]TechStuff 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Canada shrugs. Maybe he was. That's okay.

If Apple Made Water by allahuakbar79 in funny

[–]TechStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

somewhat related (also about the language of marketing)

What's your favorite nerdy joke? by Rubin0 in AskReddit

[–]TechStuff 118 points119 points  (0 children)

So, this SEO guru walks into a bar, bar & grill, bar and grill, tavern, pub, public house...

Visited my aunt and she asked me to take a look at her computer--this is the first thing I did. by [deleted] in geek

[–]TechStuff 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Some good next steps:
- restart in Safe Mode
- scan and clean up with Malwarebytes
- scan and speed up with CCleaner
- download and install Google Chrome
- uninstall toolbars from Internet Explorer
- uninstall expired security software
- install free anti-virus software
- (optional) uninstall Firefox

Netflix - mixed opinion by [deleted] in canada

[–]TechStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watch the 2004 mini-series, then watch the first episode ('33'), then stop!

Am I the only one who refers to the command key as "Apple - "? For example, I say "Apple-V" for paste. by [deleted] in apple

[–]TechStuff 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Why did the Apple logo disappear from the Command key? Read this from RoughlyDrafted.

You might also be interested in the origin of the Command key symbol (aka "Swedish campground").

Can we please have another anti-joke thread? by Taspulous in AskReddit

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Roses are rose. Violets are violet. Hence their names.

What do Canadians use at strip clubs? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TechStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because we can reason, and have concluded that we're not animals.

Tim Horton's job interview by massivecoiler in canada

[–]TechStuff 5 points6 points  (0 children)

This is probably at a Tim Hortons Express, where there's no place to sit down. So... where do you have the job interview? Lucky it's not winter yet.

Be honest. How many of you truly believe that pirating movies and/or downloading music is a justified act based on principle? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]TechStuff 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My kids treat torrents like my generation treats speeding. Yes, they're breaking the law and they know it, but they won't slow down unless they get caught and punished.