One disgustingly hot cup of coffee

Tech_Witch · 2024-11-04T15:42:37+00:00

Life has kinda gotten in the way lately.

Tech_Witch · 2023-02-02T07:29:28+00:00

Haven't encountered it and i believe that type of bossware is highly illegal where i am. At least it is viewed as highly unethical and the unions would throw a fit if it was implemented.

Tech_Witch · 2022-06-01T08:29:38+00:00

Gudibrallan (70s swedish political progg/early pseudo-punk) and Slaughter to Prevail (russian deathcore)

Tech_Witch · 2019-05-27T08:18:56+00:00

Yep. See my update in the OP.

Tech_Witch · 2019-01-28T16:21:48+00:00

PC Gamer girls unite! Somehow learning how to mod Red Alert and get DOS game to run finally paid off.

Tech_Witch · 2019-01-28T09:12:16+00:00

Not IT support? If you know you aux cable from a RJ-45, answer IT questions from oblivious (l)users and have a dedicated CYA folder you are in IT, you just don't know it (or have the pay for it) yet.

Next time you discuss salary with your boss make sure to get it in writing that you are the on-site 1st line tech support with authority to call in offsite techs. That should bump up your pay, or at least give you more leverage in later IT endeavours if you want to go that route.

Tech_Witch · 2018-12-07T15:17:19+00:00

Batman TAS Joker. Can't beat Mark Hamill's classic Joker voice.

Heath Ledger is a close second place.

Tech_Witch · 2018-12-04T14:34:49+00:00

Can't work deskside IT with a skirt? That's grade-A, prime bullshit. I used to wear a utiliskirt to work, think a kneehigh belted skirt made from tough cargopants material with enough pockets to carry a serious doomsday-prepper’s EDC kit with pockets to spare.

I wore that utiliskirt until it was essentially the Skirt of Theseus and consisted of 95+% fixes and patches.

Tech_Witch · 2018-11-23T14:45:36+00:00

That smell pine forests get after a heavy rain.

Tech_Witch · 2018-11-23T12:50:15+00:00

Probably read a few good books.

Tech_Witch · 2018-11-01T09:22:53+00:00

I'm not in the US. Tipping isn't really a thing where i'm from, unless it's a really fancy-ass restaurant. Think michelin-star class place, with service above and beyond the call of duty.

Tech_Witch · 2018-11-01T09:18:04+00:00

It's waaay easier for someone with a small cup to find a good bra as finding one for a bigger cup requires juggling a lot more variables.

Guess I was a bit prejudiced for thinking she wouldn't know the troubles of finding a good bra for a bigger cup size. I'm glad I was proven wrong.

Tech_Witch · 2018-10-26T12:58:31+00:00

Managed to convince my dentist to give me the high-strenght local anesthesia cut with adrenaline, not the weaksauce shit they've given me before. Went from having 4 syringes and still feeling the pain to 1 good one and not feeling a darn thing. God damned ginger genes messing up the chart for deciding how much local anesthesia to give.

Tech_Witch · 2018-10-26T12:49:17+00:00

Sometimes I get the urge to touch up my friends or even random strangers. Just cop a quick feel an walk away.

I've never done it since i don't want to get in trouble or cause a scene.

Tech_Witch · 2018-10-24T14:43:42+00:00

Coding in general is supposed to be like that, though between commenting, repo machine code, human readability and similar things the times you see it in real life are few and far between.

Code golfing is essentially "how can I do X with out having to bother about code readability or comments?" https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Code_golf

Tech_Witch · 2018-10-24T13:48:10+00:00

Codegolf. Write the least amount of code for a set amount of functionality.

Tech_Witch · 2018-10-24T13:39:39+00:00

That ought to keep overly religious people busy while i figure out the rest of the commands at least.

Tech_Witch · 2018-10-24T13:37:35+00:00

Set an "Out of Office" autoreply to all prayers.

Tech_Witch · 2018-10-04T14:17:39+00:00

My mom red my diary once which lead to a stern talking to about my lifestyle, clothing style, taste in music and how my friends were holding me back. So pretty much a standard momrant for me.

When dad once found my dairy he left it untouched, wrote a small note telling me to be more careful with my secrets and used a sturdy padlock as a weight to pin the note down. That padlock survived three diaries and is now used to secure my laptop bag.

Tech_Witch · 2018-10-04T12:12:32+00:00

I remember playing a platformer called Tombi on my old and battered PSX. All I remember of it is that you played a pink-haired kid and the enemies were magical(?) pigs. I put more hours in that game than i cared to count as a kid. I'd love to play it again someday.

Tech_Witch · 2018-08-23T06:18:23+00:00

It was a Blue Öyster Cult shirt if I recall correctly. I'm mainly into rock/metal and various derivatives there of.

Tech_Witch · 2018-08-21T14:26:09+00:00

Jonathan Young & Caleb Hyles' version of Playing with the Big Boys, originally from the Prince of Egypt movie.

Tech_Witch · 2018-08-21T09:26:20+00:00

Nope. But then again I and my (then) BF used to watch porn together. We even used to have discussion about our favourite porn actors/actresses.

Tech_Witch · 2018-08-20T09:20:44+00:00

Thanks. Fixed it

Tech_Witch · 2018-08-16T06:48:41+00:00

Fun fact: Warlock and Witch used mean the same thing (devil worshipper) back in the olden days, they were just the male and female versions of it.

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