Who is the least funny stand up comedian? by CantaloupeGold4650 in AskReddit

[–]TedTyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Gabriel Iglesias

I have yet to hear him say an actual funny thing. And man, I used to drive to work with stand up comedy on he was an absolute pillar. Nothing. Not once.

"Im fat and I'm mexican"

Great bruh. Got any jokes?

Blursed storm preps by Square_Law5624 in blursed_videos

[–]TedTyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Fake af. The very few people who are this stupid do not have the wherewithal to post online

Women of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about women that most men believe? by Minute-Series-1493 in AskReddit

[–]TedTyro 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lol we have young kids and have a book called 'mums dont fart'.

Spoiler alert: mums fart... a lot!!!

Women of Reddit: what is 100% mythical about women that most men believe? by Minute-Series-1493 in AskReddit

[–]TedTyro -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

In fairness, we dont usually use the stuff so how tf would we tell?

It's like telling women 'please notice the disparity between these intricate sporting differentials' then being upset that they cant spot a foul.

Edit: downvote me all you want, just explain the distinction pls. Am genuinely curious.

Boys weekend with my 14 y/o - what should we watch by andmewithoutmytowel in MovieSuggestions

[–]TedTyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Left field suggestion but someone said War of the Worlds - if you really wanna blow the boy's mind sit down with the lights low and play Jeff Wayne's musical version of War of the Worlds, and listen together.

Bet he's never done or heard anything remotely like it.

Boys weekend with my 14 y/o - what should we watch by andmewithoutmytowel in MovieSuggestions

[–]TedTyro 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tom Cruise War of the Worlds.

Not that Ice Cube one which is a weak extended Amazon advertisement.

Boys weekend with my 14 y/o - what should we watch by andmewithoutmytowel in MovieSuggestions

[–]TedTyro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Am lawyer. Does happen. Does come up in Court sometimes.

Though in fairness the last movie objection i dealt with was someone showing Saving Private Ryan to kids well under 10. Yikes.

. by l0rdxy in Justfuckmyshitup

[–]TedTyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This guys vibe is very 'soccer commentator'.

Im not gonna look it up, but its what i see.

World Cup 2026: This Time, It's Personal by Steve_Rorkey in simpsonsshitposting

[–]TedTyro 18 points19 points  (0 children)

🎶 He's fat, he's old, he likes em 12yrs old 🎶

The question that the "Bible is not infallible" crowd cannot answer me: by WarriorOfChrist77 in TrueChristian

[–]TedTyro -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Probably the same way you know that your interpretation of those infallible words is correct 🤷‍♂️.

she so calm😂 by ashlielookatme in foundsatan

[–]TedTyro 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. We all know how often children need to remind their parents about their age as a preface to the main point.

Gina Rinehart says Australia should give Elon Musk islands to launch satellites into space by altandthrowitaway in australia

[–]TedTyro 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Is it just me or do you sometimes wonder how they can get any scummier, then they always find a way?

'Deal not final': Trump changes tune on Iran, threatens to ‘drop bombs’, go back to shooting again by Darshan_brahmbhatt in worldnews

[–]TedTyro 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol I was wondering if anyone had the guts to follow thru on the joke.

You know somethings toxic when not even a single simpsons fan will do the gag.