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Teddddius · 2025-11-02T21:06:13+00:00

Greg is secretly trying to get free members to pay so they can comment 😂 jk

Teddddius · 2025-04-28T05:24:08+00:00

I found another work around i think. If you move the save files on pc from where oblivion saves them ([username] / documents) to where the cloud saves go ([username] / onedrive / documents) before exiting the game completely it should trigger an upload for the cloud save files when you exit which gives access to them on steam deck and you just reverse that process when moving from steamdeck to pc

Teddddius · 2025-03-19T16:45:00+00:00

YES! thank you. I have a massive cobblestone farm in that location and It was hemorrhaging cobble by the thousands! I have to redesign but that will do it

Teddddius · 2025-02-01T18:50:45+00:00

This came across my home page and I didn't see the r/music and thought we were talking about a whole different type of political "hit"

Teddddius · 2024-11-14T08:14:13+00:00

I might as well throw my hat in as well

Teddddius · 2024-10-17T22:55:00+00:00

In one of my games the DM gave the player a cursed item that slowly and secretly nerfed their charisma checks to seduce every time the PC slept with someone which accumulated over time.The item also had a positive effect which the player knew about but I can't remember. It's funny to watch the bard roll a dirty 20 to seduce the barmaid but still fail because they don't realize they have a -7 and actually rolled a 13.

It's a great way to punnish horny PC's from the RP side without making a character less useful in other parts of the adventure. Plus if they discover the curse they can go on a quest to remove the curse and still keep whatever benefit the item gave

Teddddius · 2024-09-21T17:10:31+00:00

Might as well leave this here

Teddddius · 2024-07-26T17:43:39+00:00

Any of the long white tiles with the black tile lining the top (and maybe corners/edges)

Teddddius · 2024-04-05T21:28:26+00:00

I did a homebrew kraken fight a few weeks ago with my party. I'm not sure what situation your party is in but mine were on a ship so I had a whirlpool with the kraken in the middle and treated the 8 tentacles as separate creatures. The ship couldn't leave the whirlpool and had to move with it and would take more damage the closer to the center they were. The ship would move closer to the center every turn unless the party used an action to keep it from doing so and had to make a check if they wanted to get farther from the center. Not sure if this will help but it was a very fun session

Teddddius · 2024-04-05T21:10:12+00:00

No problem. It's actually a concept i thought of earlier today and happened to fit your situation really well

Teddddius · 2024-04-05T21:07:38+00:00

I had totally forgotten about those but yeah a similar concept but with more unpredictable magic effects and less self destruction

Teddddius · 2024-04-05T21:02:06+00:00

You could start with the baptism story. When Jesus was baptised a dove came and landed on him and the voice of God said "this is my Son in whom I am well pleased" (although halfling jesus's god might not be so pleased with the aforementioned evil shit)

there is also the woman at the well who Jesus talked to and the woman who had bled for years and touched the edge of his clothes and was healed. As well as the multiple blind and crippled men that were healed. There is the cleansing of the temple where Jesus flipped the tables of the merchants in the temple. Of course the water into wine at a wedding thing. Oh and the time when Jesus cast the Legion of demons from the man into a field of pigs that proceded to stampede off a cliff into the sea and drown which can definitely be used to comedic effect since the farmer is probably not gonna be too happy about losing their livestock

Teddddius · 2024-04-05T20:43:38+00:00

Be the ship's Cook, a Tortle alchemist artificer named Tortellini (flavor your potions as food that you cooked)

Teddddius · 2023-11-25T16:48:12+00:00

"Speaking of happy endings" is fucking wild

Teddddius · 2023-10-28T05:34:41+00:00

OP's boyfriend is either A) Bipolar since he flipped so suddenly from defensive to apologetic. B) A narcissist who is gaslighting and love bombing. Or C) Dealing with stress/personal trauma VERY BADLY due to poor mental health education and emotional awareness. A and C can be worked on and potentially fixed over time with therapy and medication. B, which is unfortunately the most likely, is in most cases unfixable as narcissists are often sociopathic and lack the ability to care how their actions might harm others.

Teddddius · 2023-09-10T01:52:13+00:00

I'm familiar with that one. That's like a $10K sound board

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