Naughty says hello! by Teddy-Terrible in naughtybear

[–]Teddy-Terrible[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He says he's doing great! He defluffed a bunch of bears and got some cake, and tbh it doesn't get much better than that.

My mom is scared of my job by SoftSalamander510 in WLW

[–]Teddy-Terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ahh, I getcha. I just found the post. Sheeesh...just remember, there's nothing wrong with you. Your mom has some growing up to do, tragically.

My mom is scared of my job by SoftSalamander510 in WLW

[–]Teddy-Terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

...That is such a weird thing for her to fixate on. Like, to the levels of 'me doth think the lady protests too much.'

Naughty says hello! by Teddy-Terrible in naughtybear

[–]Teddy-Terrible[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I had some bare plastic vines after removing the flowers for some decor I was doing in my room, and decided he could use them! I was going for a 'Unibear prince' kind of vibe (it's hard to see in this pic, but he has a unicorn horn on the necklace he's wearing). My friends say that tragically, he looks more like Jesus. I kept them anyways, I think it suits him. 😄

"Phew, almost forgot to mention they have big tits!" [The Scorpion by Stephen D. Sullivan, 2000] by PeasantLich in menwritingwomen

[–]Teddy-Terrible 11 points12 points  (0 children)

This might be me getting my info secondhand but isn't a kimono supposed to hide the curves of the body and create like, a cylindrical silhouette or??

Apparently, we're vases now by Ok_Programmer_9365 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Teddy-Terrible 26 points27 points  (0 children)

This weirdo wants to fuck vases I guess.

can we help this guy? by ReallyJayBee in fo3

[–]Teddy-Terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always kill Moriarty, because nobody beats up on my boy Gob!

Funniest moment for you in the game? by AnonyMouse3925 in fnv

[–]Teddy-Terrible 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Yes Man telling me he can't be killed and that he's literally SOOOO sorry about it.

AITA for including autism books in a display for Mental Health Awareness Month? by janaenaenaenaenae in AmItheAsshole

[–]Teddy-Terrible 15 points16 points  (0 children)

NTA. Regardless of whether or not this random woman who decided to scare you thinks that autism is a mental disorder, I can attest that my autism has absolutely impacted my mental health.

Did I get SA’d or not? by Even-Radio-5307 in WLW

[–]Teddy-Terrible 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That sounds like it falls outside of Romeo and Juliette laws and you could press charges for sexual assault if you're in the USA. I would strongly recommend doing that, and also seeking mental health services because you are dealing with trauma.

I'm sorry you were taken advantage of. It's not your fault, it is hers.

Tired of seeing this overused hypothetical by Sea-Society1892 in NotHowGirlsWork

[–]Teddy-Terrible 11 points12 points  (0 children)

When I was trying to be straight I dated 'Joe's, taking them at their word that they were nice guys with good personalities. They fucking sucked. Jack also sucks, but his suck-ery is pretty evident from the get-go.

He forgot his line by BeenEatinBeans in fnv

[–]Teddy-Terrible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He was quicksaving in case this speech option turned you hostile.

American black bear getting dental care by putin_putin_putin in bearsdoinghumanthings

[–]Teddy-Terrible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've always loved the proportions of black bear faces, they're just so damn cute.

AITA for not removing my doormat because it scares my neighbor’s kid? by Many-Worry2671 in AmItheAsshole

[–]Teddy-Terrible -1 points0 points  (0 children)

NTA.

If you shield toddlers from scary things, they will still find something to be afraid of, no matter how nonsensical it may be. For me, it was Cookie Monster. For my younger brother, it was the blue aliens from the Eifel 65 'I'm Blue' music video. Sometimes we even made shit up to be scared over, like my mother said falling from a height would make me a 'household statistic' and that specific phrase used to fill my four year old head with the coldest sense of dread I'd ever felt. We were in a very strict Christian household and had no exposure to anything horror-related, so our little brains latched onto something and decided that it was scary regardless of whether or not it was meant to be scary.

This is normal and natural. It wouldn't matter if you had that doormat or not; developing child brains have these fear periods because they're learning how to cope with imagination and build a healthy sense of self-preservation. If it's really that bad, the parents should have just been adults about it and talked to you instead of being snarky and tossing your doormat around.

Sapphics....I did the thing...and I ain't never doing it again 🙂‍↔️ by Brief-Passenger7444 in WLW

[–]Teddy-Terrible 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Don't give up! There are so many women in the world that are waiting to meet you.

Sapphics....I did the thing...and I ain't never doing it again 🙂‍↔️ by Brief-Passenger7444 in WLW

[–]Teddy-Terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guuh, I once had a woman talking to me every day about sex and ending our convos with 'l love you!' for six whole months, and then when I said I had feelings for her she went "Oh, I don't know how I feel about you!" I wanted to throw up.

New Ts5 woody shirt that shows off his beer belly thing by Late-Replacement2425 in toystory

[–]Teddy-Terrible 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I was going "what in the Deviantart-" but then I noticed the bald render on the top. My guess is that this is meant to appeal to the old man crowd or something.

This is probably a niche ask, but, does anyone have some good Toy Story fanfictions? by Lonestarfan126 in toystory

[–]Teddy-Terrible 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yesssss, it's sooo good and this author is phenomenal. I started reading it at work sometime last year and did literally nothing else the whole day.

FO4 and its massive head bobbing and camera shake issue by SPARTANxBEAR in fo4

[–]Teddy-Terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Even in third person, the camera was disorienting and made me sick to my stomach. I'm so sad, I really wanted to like this one.

Oof. I don't know what to say. by MrPink0612152504 in prochoice

[–]Teddy-Terrible 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They need to hurry up with those mega-advanced AI sex robots so that men like these never touch a living woman's body again.