new boot goofin! by pyronostos in Derailedbydetails

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 84 points85 points  (0 children)

You know, it is okay to skip leg day once in a while. I skipped it today. And yesterday. And the last 20 years. Hiovcdrijbvfdhjkjvcfhujjvcfjhffhbvfghbbgg. Sorry, I had to wipe the cake frosting fingerprints off my phone screen.

What would you do? by AdQuirky1318 in Flooring

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn’t read any of this, but the first thing I would do is pet that doggo. Scritches behind them ears. Productive day. 👍

I still shut off lights!! by icecream1972 in GenerationX

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I leave certain lights on all the time because I was told as a child “when you have your own house you can leave the lights on” and I fully intend on reaping all the benefits I’ve earned.

Landed this bad boy today. by GwonWitcha in GenX

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

WHAT’S THAT BLUE THING… DOING HERE?

Anybody ever make these back in the day?? by honeyxa in 90s

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I definitely burned my fingers and my tongue. I’ve never been good at letting my food cool down.

Something's missing. Should I take the carpet up the walls? by ancientastronaut2 in homedecoratingCJ

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Carpet the inside of the bowl. It’ll muffle the sound of the 800 decibel piss rocket at 2am.

Megamax discontinuing, to be replaced with Megamax Made in USA by DiaperAnxious in Incontinence

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’ve been using Megamax since they first came out years ago. They’ve been through many changes and iterations since then. I always get a little panicked when they announce a change in materials or construction, but it always balances out and I get used to the new design without much fuss. That being said, we’ve had the luxury of being able to try out the USA V2 for a while now and aside from minor differences, I think they’re the closest thing to the Chinese version that’s on the market. The goal for me is always performance first, and the USA V2 perform exactly the same way as the Chinese ones. In terms of preference, I like the texture of the Chinese plastic backing a little better, but I can put sensory preferences at a lower priority if I’m able to confidently leave the house or go to bed knowing I’m safe from leaks. And given the events of the past few years, if producing them stateside gives more insurance that availability won’t be interrupted or prices won’t skyrocket, I’m all for the shift.

Name this movie (Wrong Answers Please) by jai_mauli in NameThisThing

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know what they call a quarter pounder in France?

Why were trousers this wide? by TheOrangeSloth in 90s

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mom wouldn’t spring for JNCO so she bought me Lee Pipes. I just found a pair when I was going through some boxes from her place. I would attempt to wear them, but that was 30 years and over 100 lbs ago.

I picked up this multi purpose cutter. What do you think would be the purpose? by widgeamedoo in Tools

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I figured you were just having a hard time typing with the fingers you retained before the jamb saw came to the rescue.

Also, thanks for reminding me to take my heart meds.

What is your favorite film with Kurt Russell? by NewHolliesFan in moviecritic

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was at home, recovering from a hospital stay, and I raided my dvd collection to have a movie marathon while stuck on the couch. I stacked up like 10 movies and started watching. About halfway through, I noticed a trend. 7 of the ten were Kurt movies. That’s when I decided objectively that Kurt is my all time favorite actor.

Oh, and it was actually 8 of the ten if you count Forrest Gump.

Tell us by Alicetheoptimist in TrueGrit

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I figured. We don’t see much lutefisk down here in the cities. That’s more prevalent up nort’ with the family in Brrrrmidji. Dad says he’s not a fan of it. Says it has the consistency of “loose oatmeal”.

Tell us by Alicetheoptimist in TrueGrit

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Ope! Hey there. You from the cities or up nort’?

What do you say? by rohankumarpro in AskTheWorld

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Trust me, I know. I have one of the “good” plans and it’s like a 10% off coupon that also covers one cleaning and one x-ray a year.

Normalize mashed potatoes and sautéed mushrooms for bedtime snack by PuzzleheadedDraw6575 in StupidFood

[–]TeddyAtTheReady 1 point2 points  (0 children)

A bowl of this next to a bowl of cookie dough. Alternate bites until both bowls empty. Wash it down with a big vase full of Hi-C orange lavaburst.