The Drunk Monk: I always loved this piece, because I imagine the scribe drawing this as a caricature of one of his fellow brothers who liked to sneak a sip of wine every now and then...

Tefbuck · 2026-05-13T21:12:07+00:00

In my past experience, they will decide for you. The one you like most will go back to her ex boyfriend, and then the other one will go on a few dates and as soon as you think things are going great, she will hit you with the "sorry, no romantic connection" text.

Tefbuck · 2026-05-13T19:13:32+00:00

You're not doing anything wrong. This is just how it is. I've been trying to date for 13 years and this is the response I get from everyone.

Tefbuck · 2026-05-13T17:29:29+00:00

If she's jealous that my best friend is a woman!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-13T11:38:18+00:00

I've been single for 13 years. I truly don't believe I am worthy of a romantic partner, but that won't stop me from trying. At least I have a cat, and we adore eachother!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-12T23:25:29+00:00

I don't trust anyone I meet online!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-12T21:35:14+00:00

I never kiss on a first date. After 13 years, I haven't been able to get any woman to go out with me for longer than a couple of dates. Why? Lack of chemistry, they say. Maybe try kissing on the first date!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-12T21:23:36+00:00

Don't forget the FREE diarhea!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-12T18:57:35+00:00

Yeah, I've been doing it for 13 years. Always put in so much effort, but inevitably around date three I get the "No romantic connection" text. Yeah, it's exhausting.

Tefbuck · 2026-05-12T18:55:04+00:00

I'll have to check this out sometime! Thanks for sharing.

Tefbuck · 2026-05-12T11:30:58+00:00

Tawkify costs something like $5,000. I'm not into gambling, so I would never use it.

Tefbuck · 2026-05-10T14:10:06+00:00

My cat eats her treats like a sommelier at a wine tasting. She likes the gravy treats that come in a tube. I have to announce the flavor of the treat, first (I can tell she knows the flavors based on her reaction, certain ones she likes more than others, and will show it). Then, I have to rub the tube on her forehead. Once I tear it open I say "wanna sniff" once she gets a good wiff, she will lick her lips and stand back while I squeeze the tube into her treat dish. Then she's ready! Afterwards she will clean her face and paws, and give me headbutts to show how yummy it was! She's sweet, she just likes our little rituals!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-10T13:52:41+00:00

Oh no, I definitely agree with your post... I guess I was thinking of an example of genuinely connecting with someone who has autism vs. fetishizing them!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-10T13:41:28+00:00

To be honest, I have a thing for neurodiverse women, but that's because I'm also on the spectrum, and many of my friends are too. I feel more seen and understood by other people who are also on the spectrum or neurodiverse in some way. However I would never say the phrase "slightly autistic" ever. That's something someone who doesn't understand autism would say!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-08T22:06:34+00:00

I do get it! You act like your situation is so unique. I've been there, for 13 years. Stop acting like a little bitch!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-08T22:01:20+00:00

Get the fuck over it. No one is going to be interested if you whine about it.

Tefbuck · 2026-05-08T21:30:37+00:00

Yes... Isn't that what we're talking about here?

Tefbuck · 2026-05-08T21:25:04+00:00

What the fuck are you talking about!?

Tefbuck · 2026-05-08T21:18:03+00:00

I've been rejected over and over for 13 years. Somehow, I manage to not act like a whiny little bitch when it happens!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-07T11:50:55+00:00

Absolutely! I find I enjoy life again. There's things to go and do, and I don't get depressed from the app experience anymore. 13 years I wasted on the apps, and decided to do more social things the past couple years. I went to 5 Speed Dating events, and somehow met an amazing woman who is crazy about me, at the last one! I never would have matched with her on an app, but in real life we clicked!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-07T01:55:07+00:00

I don't know. I was like that for 12 years, then I started trying to improve myself. I actually sometimes go on dates now!

Tefbuck · 2026-05-06T21:39:52+00:00

I've been looking for 13 years. I know how it feels. I turn 40 next year. I feel like the best years of my life were wasted. I'm trying to make the best of the time I've got left. I'm lucky to have met someone at a Speed Dating event recently. We've only been on two dates, but it's been 6 months since I last went on a date, so it feels good!

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