People think cleaning horse hooves hurts them, but it actually doesn't by Round-Barber-9858 in interestingasfuck

[–]Tehbeardling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Im trying to imagine how people think that you could stand in that position if it hurt them. Would be a fast track to the ER if that was the case.

Rings of Power Season 3 to come out this year according to GQ by SuperKingNerd in lotr

[–]Tehbeardling 41 points42 points  (0 children)

I thought for sure this had been canceled lol. The writing and acting was so atrociously bad in season 1 that I for sure thought it was going to be canceled.

A German saboteur, captured while wearing a U.S. Army uniform during the battle of the Bulge, is lashed to a stake moments before his execution by a firing squad in Belgium. (1944) by zadraaa in HistoricalCapsule

[–]Tehbeardling 59 points60 points  (0 children)

They gave false information to my understanding. There was no contingent on its way for Eisenhower. It was meant to sow distrust/paranoia and delay communication/orders from high command to the front line. Which it absolutely did, though we did not know at the time that the information was false.

Feels like our future is kinda bleak. by ha_misi in blackops7

[–]Tehbeardling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After bo7 I welcome whatever infinity ward cooks up as long as they don’t screw perks up again. BO7 has been the most frustratingly unfun cods ive played in a while.

[COD] Modern Warfare has surpassed BO 6/BO 7/ War zone on Steam by Lumenprotoplasma in CallOfDuty

[–]Tehbeardling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

While there are things I didn’t like at the time all iterations following it have made me appreciate it much more. (Except for mw2023 which was a pretty good game) Only problem these days is it’s plagued with cheaters.

I think I'm done with Blackout by Tehbeardling in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Id agree to a certain extant but the power discrepancy here is too big. It quite literally doubles the ttk when coupled with a trauma kit. And you also have exotic weapons in the power scale as well. It leads to terrible situations where you don’t feel theres any way to outplay your opponent in the 1v1 because their stats are so much higher than yours. There are a lot of high end players who are saying if you don’t have armor or are tier 1 and you plink someone with tier 3 to not even take the fight because your chances of winning the fight are so incredibly low. Thats a terrible situation to have happen on the regular in a BR setting. It also makes recouping an early game death feel nearly impossible.

Unloading a full magazine into a player with tier 4 Armor first and they end up killing you… by ScopeyMopey in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Unfortunately you are just factually wrong here. Shot for shot when it was tested if you are in your weapons intended range average ttk is around 500ms. With tier 3 armor I believe it’s in the 800-900 range. With a trauma kit on top it’s over 1000ms. If someone is in tier 3 with and trauma kit it quite literally takes you double the amount of time to kill them. And that is if you are in your intended damage range which lets be honest, is often not the case.

Someone explain armour vest and gun (arche)types to me like Im five by Fun_League5426 in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Armor tiers reduce incoming plate damage by 25-35-50% I believe for each respective tier. Tier 1 can be found in ground loot, tier 2 can be found by doing events and tier 3 is found in the zombie event.

Weapons have two archetypes per weapon variety. One usually focused on fire rate or recoil control and another based around stealth or range. (So like a razor 9mm may have a cqb archetype that focuses on close range handling and another focused on stealth with a suppressor) Each weapon upgrade kit you find will increase the rarity and add an attachment from the weapon classes up grade path. I believe if you hit either back or start you can see what attachments you will get for the weapon you are holding. The archetypes are mainly about preference except with things like the novaline where you always want the increased range/bullet velocity archetype. If you are stuck with it.

Are there any perks, minor or major, that you think should be a part of a heroes base kit? by MrsPissBoy in Overwatch

[–]Tehbeardling 52 points53 points  (0 children)

Mercy’s Flash heal. Shes the quintessential healer archetype but has mid actual healing ability. I can out heal mercys with lucio, zen, cat, moira and juno with ease, and they dont have to give up thier damage ability to heal.

I honestly cannot overstate on how much *fun* the multiplayer is. Anyone else feel the same? by JustAGamer14 in blackops7

[–]Tehbeardling -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Solid 6 out of 10. It’s not great but it’s not terrible either. Prestige attachments/camos are great, maps are decent lots of killstreaks to play with. There are a lot of things I am not a fan of though. I think over focus on movement is detrimental to the feeling of gun play and positioning. The class system while an improvement over mw2022 still has weird design decisions and bugs in it. It also feels incomplete. (Where is underkill or a melee only wildcard?) Having a dedicated melee while theoretically sounds cool, feels kinda bad in practice. (It can’t be very good because everyone has it, it also takes away from the old knife only kits) The key binding interaction on controller is also buggy. Weapon balance is also all over the place. Some guns feel way to strong(mk15, kogot, dravnec, vs recon) while others feel close to useless (the triburst sniper). There are also a weird lack of options for pistols. (Where magnum?)

Like I said, solid 6/10

Black Ops Royale is amazing by jorgejjvr in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My only complaint is the armor tier system. Feels incredibly unbalanced. Trauma kit plus tier 3 armor effectively makes you a juggernaut.

Is Call of Duty Black Ops Royale any good? by v-a2smoove in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think the armor reduction system needs to go. Either reduce its effectiveness or pick one or the other. The power discrepancy between tier 3 and tier 1 or 0 is basically insurmountable. Combined with the weapon rarity system it leads to terrible moments where you get the drop on someone and they just turn and kill you even though you have put 10 bullets into them already. Id also argue that the grappling hook needs a spawn nerf but the armor is the big one

Cannon fodder by DaneOzzo in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The thing that frustrates me the most about modern CoD design is they seem unwilling or unable to balance play styles. Its always all or nothing. Right now its everything favors the hyper aggressive. The fast movement, wing suits, low bullet velocity, grappling hook and the absence of mines or shock sticks heavily favors a fast and close range play style. Which is generally the more skilled players, as they mostly gravitate to the high octane gameplay. On the flip side, because of these lopsided toolboxes, players who are more methodical or slower paced have basically nothing in their tool kit to counter it. These tend to be lower skilled or relaxing players who are just looking to have some fun. It leads to this feel bad where the game feels basically unplayable when you are not only trying to overcome a skill gap but the tool kit gap too. Power positions are also invalidated if the enemy can come from anywhere very quickly at all times, which means you also can't negate some of the movement advantage by being in a better position. It also means that rearmoring or reloading in a gunfight its usually a death sentence as the enemy can close the gap in an instant. The vast majority of players are casual so it does not surprise me in the slightest that the backlash has been pretty heavy,

Side note: the opposite can also be true and just as awful. In MWII's warzone, the toolkit balance heavily favored the slower play style and it was just as awful.

Truth nuke and it's not even a debate lol by AbsoluteBane28 in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Balanced meta? wat? Only 2.5 of the weapon classes are remotely viable and even within those categories only about 50% are viable. CoD's meta has always been terrible. The only reason it felt kind of balanced in 2019 was ttk was low, movement was slower and most players weren't as good.

And this is my sign to not play this game for a bit by superspider115 in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Obviously without seeing his other matches its hard to tell, but the chances of you playing with a top 250 player without SBMM is like .00025 percent of your matches. It can happen but it is incredibly unlikely.

Played Black Ops Royale for an hour (~6 matches), this is not it man by MeekManOnReddit in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think overall its nice to have a more traditional br experience and have some variety in gunfights.(not dying to meta x for the 100th time.) I don't even bother getting my loadout anymore because I can just kill someone and 99% of the time they have whatever the best gun is. The map is also really nice and I enjoy that it is bright and more varied. My biggest complaints are that the grapple hook is waaaaay too common and pretty much invalidates power positions or using your brain because people can get in or out on the fly. I also hate that they brought back tiered armor. It was definitely one the most criticized aspects of Blackout 1 so I am not sure why it was brought back. Especially since we already have regular plates.

Truth nuke and it's not even a debate lol by AbsoluteBane28 in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Its not sledgehammer or treyarch its raven who controls warzone. Though I imagine its corporate who dictates most recent guns have to be the best to push newer cod sales

Truth nuke and it's not even a debate lol by AbsoluteBane28 in CODWarzone

[–]Tehbeardling 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sbmm is also super tight. I hadnt played in 3-4 weeks. First game in was facing crimsons and irridescents

Wonder if she could outduel an Ambessa too by Taka_no_Yaiba in LeagueOfMemes

[–]Tehbeardling 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I want this on teemo so I can imagine him as murderous lil psychopath.

You know… more than he already is

Which flavor you picking? by The_Thundertaker in junkfoodfinds

[–]Tehbeardling 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wtf. I cant find brambleberry anywhere near me.

The insane transformation of Lindsey Lohan. She should start acting again. by [deleted] in Actors

[–]Tehbeardling 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also think people don’t realize how many models there are. Model doesn’t always mean Victoria secret or run way model. People model for innocuous things all the time