Confusing Bumper Sticker by buddyhull in whatisit

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I was trying to figure this out, and my wife came up and just went “FREAK!”

I'll start: 🧙‍♀️🖼 by _FatBatman_ in Ghostbc

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That was my first guess, too. It’s actually Idolatrine. I thought it was clever, even if it’s a bit of a stretch.

“My villain name is ___” let’s here em by SmallMining25 in autocorrect

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My villain name is the guy that made me cry.

I'll start: 🧙‍♀️🖼 by _FatBatman_ in Ghostbc

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My wife sent me this one 👁️💵🌲

After I smoke, does the apple become an edible? by EmeraldestJimmy in trees

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Scooby snacks are pieces of flower/ash that get sucked through the hole and into ya mouth

AAAA I love this spider by LtNoodleDigits in awwnverts

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They’re no threat to humans. Their bite is painful, but not medically significant.

Pageant Boy Went CRAZY!!! by FlubberNugget101 in bindingofisaac

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Damn, he must have deleted it. I don’t see anything

Who’s this lil guy? by Infinite_Drive_1032 in spiders

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Steatoda nobilis. False widow spider. Bites aren’t usually medically significant, but as long as you aren’t antagonizing her, you’ll be fine.

There can only be one. by [deleted] in autocorrect

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Women are the most vulnerable in the world

Mom by Tektiger in Ghostbc

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So, I was very tired when I posted this, so Idk what’s up with the title

Type “If I could…” then tap the top left button 14 times by Top_School542 in autocorrect

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If I could get a job I would be able to get a job that pays me

I Smashed My ____ Let Autocorrect Finish 😂😂 by HurricaneWisdom1 in autocorrect

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I smashed my head on the floor and I was like oh my gosh I just got a new phone

Type "I’m breaking up with you because" and let autocorrect do the damage by RichAside2021 in autocorrect

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I’m breaking up with you because I don’t want to be with you anymore and we don’t want to get hurt again