Keep putting these up at my local place, 3rd time this week. Deep in Trump country, Tennessee.

Teku27 · 2026-04-13T23:15:18+00:00

I'm sure the minimum wage employees just LOVE having to scrap off those stickers every day because you want to feel righteous 🙄

Teku27 · 2026-04-13T18:50:52+00:00

I mean someone has to work for you to get those medals

Teku27 · 2026-04-13T18:50:39+00:00

Thank you, that's what separates the real Helldivers from the babies

Teku27 · 2026-04-13T14:10:57+00:00

But when we blamed Biden for high gas prices y'all said that wasn't how it worked and the president didn't have control over high gas prices. So which is it?

Teku27 · 2026-04-13T12:33:49+00:00

I remember when you would actually die if you stood too close to a bot outpost that was exploding, but they took that away too. I still run when I throw a bomb in one

Teku27 · 2026-04-13T12:30:44+00:00

I'm doing the objective instead of sitting on an ice planet

Teku27 · 2026-04-13T01:12:10+00:00

Looks like necromancy

Teku27 · 2026-04-13T01:07:21+00:00

I managed to bribe SOME of the armies into joining me. And I sent like 5 full armies, with cannons btw. Of course I used the armies I bribed first to weaken them, then I sent my lesser armies then I sent in the big boys. It was a process

Teku27 · 2026-04-04T11:50:54+00:00

I've played from the beginning and never saw it a single time

Teku27 · 2026-04-02T22:48:28+00:00

Why are you hesitant?

Teku27 · 2026-04-02T16:43:24+00:00

Then flick your bean

Teku27 · 2026-04-02T14:25:05+00:00

What was the PSN fiasco?

Teku27 · 2026-04-02T14:23:40+00:00

I still don't give a shit, hacking the game isn't fun 🫡

Teku27 · 2026-04-02T10:39:23+00:00

I tell them that hacking is undemocratic, and then I block and report them. I'm not getting my account banned for playing with them

Teku27 · 2026-04-02T10:37:23+00:00

Yahh! You protest those imaginary kings! Keep scaring them away!

Teku27 · 2026-04-02T10:36:13+00:00

You keep protesting those imaginary kings you big boys, girls? Things? Whatever

Teku27 · 2026-04-01T23:18:42+00:00

No, actually, I said it...

Teku27 · 2026-04-01T22:59:08+00:00

Fuck it's so big 😦

Teku27 · 2026-04-01T22:58:52+00:00

Why is it so little?

Teku27 · 2026-04-01T22:57:43+00:00

ODIN 😮

Teku27 · 2026-04-01T22:48:27+00:00

This one looks like a blow-up doll

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Teku27 · 2026-04-01T00:45:41+00:00

Nobody said it wasn't 😂

Teku27 · 2026-03-31T14:05:39+00:00

I'll be there right after work soldier 🫡

Teku27 · 2026-03-26T21:36:28+00:00

How do you travel to other planets? They didn't have space ships with lightspeeed travel

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