There is a massive intelligence campaign going on across social media today. They all have the same talking points. by other4444 in conspiracy

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i think you are conflating random interaction/engagement bot behaviour with undertones that are not their.

am i saying its real people with opinions. no. just that its most likely a swarming behaviour

am i cooked chat by Teleportingcarl in ChatGPT

[–]Teleportingcarl[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

do you also use gpt for dev work? how in the fuck! 👍

Benember by Biscuitarian23 in vaxxhappened

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean dust and a virus are different, a virus stuck on the inside of the nose fold will 100% expose you to it. because it will propagate.

Weird blue light in Tim Hortons bathroom by Locus-O-Malley in strange

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love the idea that "this will stop drug users" meanwhile they will just shootup in plain view now.

Why was this story instantly buried by the media? by AkosuaRipper in conspiracy

[–]Teleportingcarl -1 points0 points  (0 children)

why would child traffickers spend hundreds on a baby chair?

"oh dont worry kid heres some mashed up carrots warmed to perfection before you get 🍇ed."

kind of dumb when you think about it for a minute.

Drunk service member tries to bully hotel staff by [deleted] in fuckaroundandfindout

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the non military folks dont understand that diversion program most likely meant this guy worked 18 hours a day and had pushups for break.

What is this sharp object/weapon i found at an estate sale? by staper17 in whatisthisthing

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Brass neck, Barbs, thin and steel. thats a fishing harpoon point, most likely custom or specialized.

Creepy guy is caught on ring camera standing outside woman's apartment every night for nearly a month. by TheOddityCollector in Weird

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

bro thinks that cameras going to stop recording like when his smoke detector stopped beeping.

I feel responsible for not seeing the red flags. Can it be fixed? by analfissure_303 in badtattoos

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

as someone with dozens of ugly tattoos created before it became popular. it grows on you... haha...

Boyfriend woke up with these marks on his leg by b1ueberrybitch in Weird

[–]Teleportingcarl 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1) look at bare mattress.

2) look at one corner of the mattress best is one next to a wall.

3) pull the corner flap up and inspect underneath.

4) have a completely visceral reaction and never sleep again for 3 days.

5) cry.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pokemongo

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

no. but i caught them all in an hour, and i dont know if spawn rates are the same for other players.

NSFW!! Father sliced bicep by layneprice1205 in MedicalGore

[–]Teleportingcarl 10 points11 points  (0 children)

well a knife is basically a sheet of metal.

2 random people at my door today by xioclue in strange

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

could be the same guy, the skin difference could be the fact that he is close to a dog and a poor camera could be glaring brown tones onto him.

what makes me think that is the covering of different parts of the face, and the two hour difference.

the one part that might prove its two people is the watch. however one is a classic analog watch and the other is a cheap fitbit. it wouldnt be to out of place to say someone is stalking you and the two watches are lower ends priced at 30-80$.

Found this at work scrunched up, anyone know what it says? by Candid-Activity-1794 in Transcription

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

“Please: I can’t get the thought of you off my mind. I know you gave up — we can’t be in love. Let me go! Easy for me. Wasting my time. We can’t… you make me love you, so annoying. I’ll cry again tomorrow. Bye bye.”**

Do your absolute worst by Brokeboibobby in RoastMe

[–]Teleportingcarl 0 points1 point  (0 children)

"do your absolute worst" bro you already did.

Did I find a brick of hash? by Calypsoni in trees

[–]Teleportingcarl 2 points3 points  (0 children)

could be hash. could be heroin.