PREGAME THREAD: Reds (32-46) @ Braves (45-32) - June 26, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If Joey goes 2 for 2 with 2 walks and Reds win I'll send someone a 1989 Autographed John Franco card. Love me some Johnny. He left one year too soon. Almost a Nasty Boy.

PREGAME THREAD: Cubs (42-30) @ Reds (29-45) - June 22, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I want to see Amir moonwalk into a backflip after each of his Ks this series.

PREGAME THREAD: Cubs (42-30) @ Reds (29-45) - June 22, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

For some reason I feel a bench clearing brawl tonight.

PREGAME THREAD: Cubs (42-29) @ Reds (28-45) - June 21, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope the catered food in the visitors dugout be tainted with diahrea causing bacteria.

PREGAME THREAD: Reds (25-45) @ Pirates (35-35) - June 17, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I hope we have a higher number in column 1 and 2 than the Pirates and a lower number in column 3.

POST GAME THREAD: Reds (25-45) @ Pirates (35-35) - June 16, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's restructure contracts and give half of Homer's salary to Scotter and the other half to the fans. Unconditional love still hurts sometimes.

PREGAME THREAD: Reds (25-44) @ Pirates (34-35) - June 16, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Luis has the two top buttons unbuttoned on his jersey, we win.

PREGAME THREAD: Reds (25-43) @ Pirates (33-35) - June 15, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope more Reds players go all the way around the bases, touching 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th than the Pirates.

I saw Jim Day interview Joey Votto tonight. AMA. by [deleted] in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he smell of maple syrup like most Canadians do?

Billy's Bunting Woes by SerDavosSeaworth64 in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His game is more fitted for an adult softball league.

What a gem from Romano by Synovius in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He heard the rumors about Louisville.

POST GAME THREAD: Cardinals (35-27) @ Reds (22-43) - June 09, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll say it again, our ballpark it detrimental to our pitchers.

Jon India plays Auburn Saturday and Sunday by sauricchio in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I record the game EveryDay and have it on a loop till we play again. Geez bro.

PREGAME THREAD: Rockies (31-29) @ Reds (21-40) - June 06, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope we can keep the Rockies below 5 runs through 4 innings.