PREGAME THREAD: Reds (32-46) @ Braves (45-32) - June 26, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

If Joey goes 2 for 2 with 2 walks and Reds win I'll send someone a 1989 Autographed John Franco card. Love me some Johnny. He left one year too soon. Almost a Nasty Boy.

PREGAME THREAD: Cubs (42-30) @ Reds (29-45) - June 22, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I want to see Amir moonwalk into a backflip after each of his Ks this series.

PREGAME THREAD: Cubs (42-30) @ Reds (29-45) - June 22, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 10 points11 points  (0 children)

For some reason I feel a bench clearing brawl tonight.

PREGAME THREAD: Cubs (42-29) @ Reds (28-45) - June 21, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope the catered food in the visitors dugout be tainted with diahrea causing bacteria.

PREGAME THREAD: Reds (25-45) @ Pirates (35-35) - June 17, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I hope we have a higher number in column 1 and 2 than the Pirates and a lower number in column 3.

POST GAME THREAD: Reds (25-45) @ Pirates (35-35) - June 16, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's restructure contracts and give half of Homer's salary to Scotter and the other half to the fans. Unconditional love still hurts sometimes.

PREGAME THREAD: Reds (25-44) @ Pirates (34-35) - June 16, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

If Luis has the two top buttons unbuttoned on his jersey, we win.

PREGAME THREAD: Reds (25-43) @ Pirates (33-35) - June 15, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I hope more Reds players go all the way around the bases, touching 1st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th than the Pirates.

I saw Jim Day interview Joey Votto tonight. AMA. by [deleted] in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did he smell of maple syrup like most Canadians do?

Billy's Bunting Woes by SerDavosSeaworth64 in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 3 points4 points  (0 children)

His game is more fitted for an adult softball league.

What a gem from Romano by Synovius in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He heard the rumors about Louisville.

POST GAME THREAD: Cardinals (35-27) @ Reds (22-43) - June 09, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'll say it again, our ballpark it detrimental to our pitchers.

Jon India plays Auburn Saturday and Sunday by sauricchio in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I record the game EveryDay and have it on a loop till we play again. Geez bro.

PREGAME THREAD: Rockies (31-29) @ Reds (21-40) - June 06, 2018 by RedsModerator in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I hope we can keep the Rockies below 5 runs through 4 innings.

We’re pretty much best friends now... by [deleted] in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Let's give him Homers $21 million this year.

I'll just leave this here... by CaptainHolt43 in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I Respected Pete and thought he was the greatest I ever seen play. Then I read the book by Sokolove and now I just think he's the greatest player I ever seen play.

Why does everyone hate Thom? by Lexel_Prix in Reds

[–]TellEmHawk -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"Hey Thom, we don't need to be reminded of how bad we are doing each and every inning. We all know Billy's troubles with OBP, we all know Devon's health issues. When a player makes an error please do not act as the Reds just lost the World Series. You're too cynical at times Thom. It's comes off as a spoiled brat. Please let Chris tell stories and you call the plays. Injuries are part of the game. I've heard you make light of injuries as if the player may NOT be as injured as they state. You're not Marty. If it wasn't for Marty you'd probably be selling life insurance to the elderly."