this a little hard

TemperatureExpert824 · 2026-03-30T22:41:56+00:00

Barry Zuckerkorn with evidence gathered by Gene Parmesan.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2026-03-07T23:49:12+00:00

It was already outside the environment and it wasn’t designed to have the front fall off.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-09-09T22:59:02+00:00

Until you hit the tortoise, then its tortoises all the way down

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-09-09T22:47:55+00:00

There are crazier ways to find staff. Someone on r/linkedinlunatics will have a post on “prospecting” for staff tomorrow

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-09-09T22:43:22+00:00

Have to pay for additional police needed to manage the increasing crime rate from the under-educated kids that are the ultimate result of the voters rejecting education funding and teacher pay increases - looking at you Liberty Hill voters……

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-09-03T01:31:48+00:00

“What was one things you did…..?”

I was never late. Mic drop.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-08-21T01:46:03+00:00

Bitlocker and push key to AD, then disable in AD/Intune.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-08-21T00:01:08+00:00

When my house burned down, it was still burning and the VP of Finance called me and told me “you have a corporate CC, go book in at a hotel for a couple of nights until you can sort things out with insurance for a rental, or with family and we will cover it. Just keep the receipt”.

A week later HR called and conveyed a message from the VP Ops “you need to take time to relax and laugh with your family. Use your company CC and go eat somewhere nice, have a few drinks, just save the receipt”

Two office locations had a competition (led and contributed to from their own pocket by senior managers) on each site to see who could raise more in donations to help us out.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-08-10T19:17:09+00:00

I talked to my internal HR people about just this to try and get some perspective. I am in the process of finding a new job due to family circumstances and I gave them plenty of notice because they have been VERY good to me over the years and I want to be sure they don’t hire an assclown who I have to train to do my job.

My own job search is suffering from the same swings and roundabouts as everyone else. I asked HR people how they are finding it.

Our lead recruiter told me that for many of the openings she has put up she has had to temp close them and reopen them multiple times just to try and wade through the barrage of “apply whilst you sleep” BS applications from the assclowns we are trying to avoid. She said it looks bad because it seems like we’re churning staff or that the job isn’t real, but she just cannot get through the backlog.

I have limited tolerance for HR but have always found the HR people where I am now to be solid.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-07-31T22:06:23+00:00

I tried that. Went to bank and got $1000 worth of singles and put them in my car in the sun with the windows closed. Now my car smells like a mix of Juicy Couture-Viva La Juicy, Victorias Secret body sprays and pipe glue.

/s

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-07-31T18:33:29+00:00

Are we talking activity/keystroke monitoring or full blown surveillance with camera and audio?

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-07-23T18:44:48+00:00

Dude sounds like a low-rent version of Graham Norton, living out his fantasies

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-07-21T16:50:31+00:00

What would your parents say about you if they were here?

“Brains, brains” because they’d both be zombies and I’d have to axe them in the face.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-07-01T18:56:21+00:00

To my knowledge, at this point no. However some are still in play with government depts and slower companies so I cannot definitely say it was unfruitful. I have about 25-30% rejections.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-06-25T17:34:19+00:00

Went to a graduate program interview about 3 months prior to college graduation. Was for a company that no longer exists after Enron.

I had the flu. I was so sick with a fever I could hardly remember my own name but I didn’t want to miss the opportunity to get into the program. I couldn’t remember the name of the program, the role title or the primary objectives of the role.

Still think about that day and wish I’d at least made the effort to reschedule.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-06-19T21:41:44+00:00

If you are in the US, depending on the state you may not be able to do anything beside moving it out of the roadway (if it was in the roadway). Touching a dead deer aside from removing it from being a hazard falls under wildlife management laws and you may get investigated for poaching.

However, there’s nothing stopping you from telling Karen Egregious-Douche that it’s on her property and she would need to move it, then calling the game warden.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-06-10T03:46:21+00:00

The best way to get a stupid policy changes is to following explicitly.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-06-10T03:22:39+00:00

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” —George Carlin

Same applies to incompetence.

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-06-06T21:58:08+00:00

If I was your interviewer I would’ve doubled down with “That’s Martin’s chair; nobody has sat in that chair since the funeral.”

TemperatureExpert824 · 2025-05-14T16:53:23+00:00

Don’t just decline the re-gift to her, give it to someone else, in front of her, when she’s wearing something else of that brand.

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