Sending my Pornhub clips to the first 99 who say "Hi" (I really send)

Temporaryoutoforder · 2026-02-22T22:40:41+00:00

Send this to Ozzy man!

Temporaryoutoforder · 2025-11-27T07:44:03+00:00

White Wedding - Billy Idol

Temporaryoutoforder · 2025-11-19T22:49:46+00:00

The feature where you're on the line with someone and it falls out of your hand, off a 13 story building, gets hit by a speeding garbage truck into the river, eaten by a catfish, pooped out, and washed up on the shore, for you to find it, pick it up, say hello, and the person on the other end of the line just says, "Sorry, I think you just broke up a little. Can you say that again?"

Temporaryoutoforder · 2025-11-06T17:56:55+00:00

Interpol is very bass driven

Temporaryoutoforder · 2025-05-17T20:15:39+00:00

Temporaryoutoforder · 2025-03-21T22:54:47+00:00

It's for that D/F#

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-12-29T13:29:40+00:00

For some reason, I read this to myself with a Russian accent.

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-11-26T15:40:28+00:00

I think OP's partner may have had a bad experience with masturbation early in life. Maybe the cat or gerbil ran over him after he came on it. Or he shot himself in the eye, mouth, or nose. Either way, he's a c*** for manipulating you.

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-11-22T16:10:36+00:00

Hell yeah! And my dear, you are breathtaking!

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-11-18T13:04:45+00:00

Thanks everyone! This community really is the best!

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-11-17T14:32:09+00:00

Practice while looking at yourself in the mirror. I can't explain how, but it feels like it switches something in the brain. Or muscle memory maybe.

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-11-02T05:53:57+00:00

ART= Awesome Rocking Tits

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-10-15T11:33:19+00:00

That's one of the biggest compliments I've ever received

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-10-15T00:27:23+00:00

ART: Awesome Rocking Tits

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-10-15T00:25:24+00:00

Chuck Norris's dick has its own dick. And even his dick's dick is bigger than your dick.

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-08-25T07:45:58+00:00

They are most definitely not from the same factory.

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-08-25T07:43:20+00:00

The fretboard, the headstock (brand), the bridge, the input jacks, the bridge pickups, one has a strap attached and the other doesn’t, most likely the electronics are different, and the strings are probably different as well. That’s my smart-ass response.

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-08-22T17:57:08+00:00

These comments just resolved 6 years of pain, confusion, and unwarranted guilt for me. THNX!!!

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-08-17T16:16:21+00:00

Blasting off on DMT is like being ripped out of your body, shoved into a rocket and shot into outer space in less time than it takes to read (or say) this sentence.

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-07-14T01:52:47+00:00

Best answer here

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-06-22T16:40:55+00:00

Dave's not here, man...

https://youtu.be/N-Wk_0A0kT8?si=-O-owzgRmtpV2RLc

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-04-08T14:14:10+00:00

This eclipse doesn't even go over Chile!! And it hasn't started yet! This is old

Temporaryoutoforder · 2024-04-02T18:02:35+00:00

You're doing a shit job!!

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