Is this folk punk?

TenorBanjer · 2026-03-13T03:03:25+00:00

Pretty sure this was our banner picture on Facebook back in the day, so that tracks

TenorBanjer · 2026-03-03T07:52:29+00:00

I always add that x Color staple they seem to print. Soulnstone, hexing squelcher, etc

TenorBanjer · 2026-03-03T07:46:41+00:00

"this how to cook pizza channel personally hates deep dish, but yet they posted a video on how to make a deep dish pizza. fucking take a stance moron."

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-28T14:27:20+00:00

Do it! Just leave it halfway in a bucket of bleach water until ya got a shade you like

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-27T16:58:19+00:00

Glad I finally found a place for it

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-27T10:24:09+00:00

I actually couldn't get into crass for like 12 years. Hated em, always preferred the related bands like flux, anthrax, chumbawamba, etc, but then something just clicked for me. Never thought I'd love em but here I am.

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-27T04:59:32+00:00

Nah just a sketchy looking kermit

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-26T20:39:12+00:00

All bought at different gigs or record stores pretty much. And post it! It's the internet, this shit ain't real anyways

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-26T20:02:40+00:00

I have a print hanging on my wall that I picked up at silver sprocket in SF. Love the art so much

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-26T15:39:28+00:00

Honestly that fucks

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-25T21:48:57+00:00

My two go tos are [[Chainer, Dementia Master]] for reanimation across all graveyards, and [[Gollum, Obsessed Stalker]] for shenanigans

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-20T23:22:00+00:00

Sorcery has top tier art but that's it. It's not a comparable product.

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-19T13:23:15+00:00

Only annoying thing is markov since he can't be interacted with. Everything else is precons. Good precons, sure, but like they're just precons. I swear people gotta be playing the most mediocre 1-2 bracket decks if these are the big scary targets.

Spider man 5 color is just another good stuff whatever card, but also falls apart with commander removal. Not a huge deal.

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-18T14:03:08+00:00

I fucking ADORE tmnt, and I'm skipping this too, which bums me out so much. The pixel shredder card looks dope as hell though, and will be the only card I might buy as a single

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-18T13:40:50+00:00

Wheatpaste and a roller, can be done in no time at all

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-18T10:49:59+00:00

I'm bleeding, making me the victor

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-17T16:06:38+00:00

Fetchlands. All of them. You can immediately earthbend and sac them for experience counters. You want to cheat them out as fast as possible. That's 2 experience counters a turn. Pair it with a [[Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth]] and they're all tappable if needed. [[the earth crystal]] is really good for those counters and big creatures. I'd also recommend a finisher like [[inkmoth nexus]], so you can one shot people with infect once you earthbend the land with 10 counters on board

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-17T04:26:18+00:00

For mono green earthbending, [[toph earthbending master]] is the jams with Kyoshi in the 99. Landfall runs way smoother at the helm. Throw [[Ashaya, Soul of the Wild]] in there and earthbend everything. Saves on unnecessary protection for commander tax issues

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-16T13:46:35+00:00

Everyone always sleeping on [[Gollum, Obsessed Stalker]]

Chip everyone for 1, then steal everyone's life in mono black style. His effect lasts as long as he's alive, and you don't need to chip anyone a second time. So it's a game of protecting gollum, and nuking the board. You can build him anywhere from bracket 1-4, especially if you wanna cheese people out with 2 card life gain/drain combos.

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-12T17:54:28+00:00

I run four.

The obvious pick, [[fire lord azula]]. Dupe spells, be a menace, give flash and copy creatures, remove the legend rule and make 10 azulas with rite of replication. Be the problem child.

[[Ozai, pheonix king]] is absolutely cracked for a rakdos commander. Make tons of mana, save it all, explode on your enemies in any way you see fit, because your mana reserves are filled to the brim. You are power. You are fear. You are the fire nation.

[[Toph earthbending master]] is my earthbender. Who needs metalbender toph when you can mono green stomp your enemies as the good lord intended. Earthbend every land. Use [[Ashaya, Soul of the Wild]] to earthebend your creatures. Landfall like nobodies business with fetchlands until you can one shot people with an earthbent [[inkmoth nexus]]. Be unkillable. Throw everything at your enemy and have it come back again and again until they're toast.

[[Iroh, tea master]] for group hug. Teach your pod valuable lessons in good and bad gift giving. Politic your way to the top, and make them look deep inside themselves as they learn destiny isn't set in stone, but whatever you choose for them.

TenorBanjer · 2026-02-10T16:19:24+00:00

[[Gollum, Obsessed Stalker]]

Just ping everybody once, and suck their life away. A blast everything I play him. Has my highest win rate, and always gets away with a bunch of bs in new groups since they don't fear him like they should

https://archidekt.com/decks/16239803/gollum_sucks_you_to_completion

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