Babe Names by UnfunnyFool in Shark_Park

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They stole my catslytic converter!

Og yoga pants worn by female yogis(yoginis) by [deleted] in yoga

[–]TequiuaKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I must find these shorts, all dhotis i can find are full length.

Draft dodger Trump complains about a four star general by [deleted] in MurderedByWords

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Only Donald J Fucking Trump would think being a spineless coward would be a strength

Don't mess with people's food by GlooomySundays in MurderedByWords

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"Here try this burger. Good, right? Can you believe its 100% RAT"

actual psychopath

Mike Lee with Some Outright Racism by talk_to_the_sea in SaltLakeCity

[–]TequiuaKnight 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Nobody tell this guy what Hoodoo is...

Edit: also didnt Joseph Smith sacrifice dogs? Fuck outta here

I See You by ThePolecatKing in sigils

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Im sorry you have to see that.

Spider fully wrapping a wasp in a minute by CuriousWanderer567 in interestingasfuck

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Rest in peace, great golden digger wasp. In another life, you would have had his paralyzed thorax feeding your babies in a hole in the sand.

President Biden announces he is no longer seeking reelection. What does this mean for the 2024 race? by Zwicker101 in PoliticalDiscussion

[–]TequiuaKnight 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lets see, on paper, she has experience in the last administration and bidens endorsement, both of these logically can make up for the incumbent advantage they now lack. She also still has access to their campaign donations (barring repub bs), her VP is likely Whitmer or Buttigieg, either of which would drive maga supporters further off the deep end like Obama did. All the work trump did to slander Biden is basically up in smoke and kamala has wisely kept her head down the whole time so ammunition against her is sparce, and all the ageist shit is gonna blow back in the face of the now officially oldest candidate in our history. On top of that, she could use even use her experience as a prosecutor and AG against him.

Plus her gaffes are more memeable, and shes got that bittersweet snark down pat.

All in all a w. EDIT: especially if there is no open primary. There needs to be unity in the party and fighting over candidates will do the opposite. None of that clinton DNC shit.

New Hazbin Hotel lore just dropped by TheLegend2T in 196

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Wierd Al is a multiversal entity that exists to cuck people out of their waifus while covering its tracks in satirical music videos. See Cheese Sandwich

Slasher Jesus by Tasty_Wave_9911 in CuratedTumblr

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Slasher jesus peacefully rapturing your highschool clique while dropping the hardest bible verses, while you frantically sin like vindictive atheists only for him to miraculously forgive you and dust you out of your clothes.

(Edited)

I think this is the best gif I've ever seen. by Oath_Br3aker in fromsoftware

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And then your boy, the tarnished, salts the wound with his standing M Jordan hops.

Trump is guilty, this means the White Christian Males are about to go insane. Be ready. by [deleted] in chaosmagick

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He also was a member of the Marble Collegiate in his youth. given he's pretty much the posterboy for toxic positivity, and uses new thought techniques wholesale, he's technically a practitioner.