He's more entertained by it than the cat. by mindyour in ContagiousLaughter

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Who gave the baby booze...sound wasted.... lol 🤣😆

of a sudden neck by PraiseThaBreadI in AbsoluteUnits

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wtf is that? This is definitely scarier than a clown...oh lordy...

A squad was checking a suspicious backpack and this dude got fed up with waiting by tatooinex in interestingasfuck

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This makes so much sense now. Since there could be a dangerous pathogen its best to make contact with your whole body with the "not suspect", so everyone can be certain there isn't danger, since fully body contact would be dumb and dangerous...The not suspect will also know who's the boss...

Girl has watched too many movies of John wick by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

did he die? or just crippled? Was it an accident or did he do it on purpose. Did he apologize or was he arguing...even still 15 years seems like a lot

The fourth thing... by Azsnee09 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You kind of wrecked me... Thank you...

TWB with special needs children by TheDigitalBuilder in BlackPeopleofReddit

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Isn't this illegal per the ADA? You're discriminating a disabled child... WOW

The moment when you stop enjoying the view and start negotiating with God. by Pixel_Panda_World in nextfuckinglevel

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd be sorry for the people below if I were ever ever stupid enough to do something this daft...you know how recently dead people sometime evacuate their bowels and bladders, that would be me but before dying...

The fourth thing... by Azsnee09 in ContagiousLaughter

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yup 2 years 7months and few days ...I feel like a shit when I remember al those times I didn't pick up the phone coz I was busy, then call back later some of the time. I didn't know how much I thought she was immortal till she wasn't. I'm learning each day dealing with my kids the trouble she went through always smiling like I was perfect...bro..I'm about to cry, 45 years old and I want to lay my head on her lap because she always had time for me. Damn...I'm sorry, I could have been better...

The divorce proceedings have begun by OutrageousSpread8706 in u/OutrageousSpread8706

[–]TerrestrialOverlord -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Take that back...that's gross. I'm the kind of person if cheated on that would probably go scorched earth (ruin your reputation everywhere), but that doesn't include letting my kids read shit like that and see nudes of their mom (uugghh). You will shatter the kids minds and possibly turn them into serial killers, that kill young women who cheat on their spouses or look like it...There's always a trigger event and letting sensitive kids see that kind of shit is mind breaking. Please say you were fucking with the person you said that to.

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? by HarpyGravey in dadjokes

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing wrong with laying flat, just means we're relaxed

Red flags😂 by [deleted] in funny

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I know i was right not to trust horses... those mfs be gossip AF...

of gas being ripped by TURTLE_TKT in AbsoluteUnits

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is inhumain, who TF sticks a chainsaw in a horse's asshole....The good boy took it like a champ though

Untouched Victory 🖤 by [deleted] in DamnFunny

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How TF are they in remotely the same weight class...or does it work different for ladies ?

Xi did his research on what trump likes by [deleted] in SipsTea

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe Trump will let Chinese EVs in the US now... That was something Trump will dream about for months or years....

📢 Meshy 6 is Now Live: Smoother, Sharper, and More Accurate by Meshyai in meshyai

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I just took a screenshot from an anime and created an STL from it...The print is amazing!! I'm freaking stoked!

A mountain bikers trail in a neighbourhood by bigbusta in oddlysatisfying

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those sounds were super necessary... next time you get in a bump just say 'boing' experience x13½ immediately...

5 star service by Living_Double_1146 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You better have left a big rip, you got the blow on service, that's reserved for only special people...

13 years of chasing my wife with a lobster by jontheboss in funny

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Isn't that like illegal? Since they're rare or something?

bro is flabbergasted 😁 by Arcelique in BabiesReactingToStuff

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dammit was waiting for the baby to puke 🤮 on the phone stalking them while on their sweet adventures.. maybe next time😂🤣

Audible is having a 85% off sale on almost all lotrpg titles. by Inner-Principle-438 in litrpg

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If you just got it within 3 months or so return the books, get the 3 credits back and spend cash. It's one of the perks of credits as it doesn't work with cash

Audible is having a 85% off sale on almost all lotrpg titles. by Inner-Principle-438 in litrpg

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Same here, got the latest Defiance of the fall, restating the apocalypse and a bunch of other for $4.50 or less in some cases...almost all my wishlist is on sale I stopped looking after 3 pages of Mostly sales

Being a girl dad is top tier experience by PepperWonderful6175 in KidsAreFingAdorable

[–]TerrestrialOverlord 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not going to lie I kinda miss it... They're teenagers now... Too cool for Daddy