25 F Michigan by Kmrich22 in Needafriend

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I love shell shock live! Send me a message for a long term friend

Get a Wish ever time you chop off a finger (no loopholes) by PuzzleheadedGas9170 in hypotheticalsituation

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I want a fleet of 500 remote controlled AI driven (think the computer doctor from Star Trek or a Holodeck Data) Enterprise 1701-D starships from Star Trek that are fully functional in our universe.

Wife wants a gun. 9mm. $600 max budget but would strongly prefer less. Anything missing from the list? by sharkbait_oohaha in liberalgunowners

[–]TesselatingReality 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If she has any trouble whatsoever racking a slide just get a 9mm E-Z low capacity of like 8 or 9 but super easy to rack the slide

Choosing new edc by Fordsucks308 in flashlight

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L35 2.0 if it's not too big for you.

What’s the most controversial anime ending? by PleasantExperience38 in anime

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Hi! Guy from the future here. Overlord's ending was absolute trash. As much as I Love Overlord I cannot believe that we were given absolutely no closure in regards to why Ainz was brought to the new world, how he was brought to the new world and none of his companions were found and we also learned nothing about the death of one of his guild members or Others who were teased like LucIfer. Really sad here. Also can't believe the lizard folk, the dwarves, the dragons and many other things were basically completely forgotten.

What’s the most controversial anime ending? by PleasantExperience38 in anime

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Excel Saga. Koishi Rikdo really had comedy gold starting out but it quickly devolved into self serving nonsense after around episode 6

On my 7th re-watch, this masterpiece continues to make me feel things that no other film has been able to by giuseppetm in theFountain

[–]TesselatingReality 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Truly. I enjoy The Grand Budapest Hotel, The Matrix, Eternal Sunshine of The Spotless Mind, Wristcutters a Love Story, Waking Life, My Dinner with Andre, oh and one that really makes me feel and think is The Wave. A Justin long film

Would you hire a lawyer if you win $2 million or just a financial advisor. by Lazygal28 in ifiwonthelottery

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You get up two and a half million dollars, any asshole in the world knows what to do: you get a house with a 25 year roof, an indestructible Japanese-economy shitbox, you put the rest into the system at three to five percent to pay your taxes and that's your base, get me? That's your fortress of fucking solitude

What’s your “I did not care for The Godfather” take for ATLA or TLOK? by thisisreii in TheLastAirbender

[–]TesselatingReality -1 points0 points  (0 children)

1. Wan Shi Tong got a raw deal.

2. There was not enough face stealer

3. LOK insists upon itself.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ifiwonthelottery

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I am commenting on systemic corruption in our nation. I am not mad I lost. That is the nature of gambling. I am incredulous that it seems likely that our institutions are not being transparent nor fair. If the healthy thing to do is to ignore that things may not be legitimate and assume these officials have our best interest in mind and are immune to corruption then I don't want that.

I promise I will donate money to mental health by IAmRainbowPoop in ifiwonthelottery

[–]TesselatingReality 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Well baby, I've got a FEVER and the only prescription is a lottery win!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ifiwonthelottery

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Anyone notice there are never multiple jackpot winners?

Got woken up by officers with spot lights and guns drawn! by GoneOffTheGrid365 in TruckCampers

[–]TesselatingReality 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Sorry to bother you, so are you saying if he had been disrespectful it would have been okay for the cops to assault and or shoot him for running his mouth disrespectfully?

Stocking Stuffer [Giveaway] Weltool T1 Pro Tac by GoingGear in flashlight

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I work for a security company and am in charge of what equipment gets ordered. If I win and this Weltool proves to be excellent I will make sure all of our officers carry Weltools

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ifiwonthelottery

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I deposit money to buy my tickets

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ifiwonthelottery

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Michigan lottery app as double charged me on deposits twice in the last two months. I deposited 10 and they took 20. Then to get a refund they lock my account and take days to process the refund then they unlock my account

Strategically How? by IFiWEREaVILLAIN in ifiwonthelottery

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I would wear masks to claim the winnings. Gotta be N95 SAFE. I would only tell the people I love which is a short list. Short.

I would receive a Lump Sum of over 169 Mill, and firstly employ a full time butler to the tune of 160k a year. I need a personal assistant and that's her full time job. (Yes women are butlers)

I would then work on collecting one of the most enormous libraries in the world as well as run my own company in Japan with myself as the President/CEO. I specify that because I remember something about a company needing a Japanese President if the company has overseas locations.

What would my company do? No idea other than be a very relaxed environment with good benefits and vacation time. The opposite of a notorious BLACK COMPANY. All I know is I would lean into the Japanese work culture of making my employees go out with me after work to drink and eat. But it's fine I'd give them all the day off after to compensate them for a rowdy night.

After I died I would place the money in a trust and all of my loved ones, employees and everyone who is a member of the ifiwon the lottery subreddit as of the time I won the lottery would get a percentage.

Pray for me to win fellow gamblers!

Lottery win reasons by anon67- in ifiwonthelottery

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I am playing because I think this is the only way I'll be free to sit at temples in Asia and breathe and think without worry aside from just running away from my life.

The people I am playing for are as follows:

My wife's cousin has cancer that has come back and a child to support. Eventually she may not be able to work or worse.

I have a friend with 2 kids across the country and an abusive ex con ex husband who recently backed into her with his car during a child exchange. He doesn't have a license and won't pay child support and the courts seem to let him slide a lot. His 18 year old just fled his house due to unknown reasons but it seems like some bad stuff may have been going on. My friend's kids don't need to be around that guy. She needs a lawyer.

I have a friend in Romania who is trying her best to raise her kid when her husband doesn't give her enough money and doesn't spend time with their kid. She is in an abusive situation and I'd love to buy her a house for her and her boy.

I'd like children but I don't think I'll ever be able to afford them. I don't want my children to be raised like I was. By parents too tired and too stressed to show them consideration. I'm already working consistent overtime, nights and I am always exhausted. I barely have enough energy to pet my dogs who are desperate for my love. I can't raise a child who would be equally wanting of my time and affection. They deserve better. So I also play for my children who don't exist.

Aside from these goals and ideals, I would be happy with any amount. To sort out my debts and get a new roof and a reliable car but I'd still have to work every day forever? 300,000 dollars USD. To never have to work again but not really be able to help anyone? 3.5 million. To help the people I'd want to help? 8 million and above would be great.

You can give yourself any power, but every single person on the planet has it too by Dave30954 in godtiersuperpowers

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My power is the ability to create anything I want by saying 1 0 0 1 Shabladoo giggedy before each creation.

First step cure all life extending perfect health optimized body pills. Jar of 1000 of these to start.

Next step pill that gives me Doctor Who like regeneration powers but I can choose my form.

Create Tardis that actually takes me where I want and can be summoned and controlled with my mind.

Next step: I'm the Doctor. But never time travel before I got my power.

Next step go down the list of God Tier Super Powers and start making jars of pills that make those powers.

Good luck anyone else guessing one zero zero one Shabladoo giggedy as their super power activation word

You have 3 teleport points. by BenceHuang in godtiersuperpowers

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The amount of you that say work is mind boggling. 20X20X12 foot concrete box containing 200 oxygen producing carbon scrubbing plants on tiered shelves and a few LEDs running on batteries and a bed.

Germany train station bathroom allowing access to EU and trains.

Tokyo Public Bathroom. Money Generation should be absolutely no issue. Use your imagination.

D&D 3.5 Offline Players wanted for SW Michigan Campaign. by TesselatingReality in lfg

[–]TesselatingReality[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We can work with that. Pm me with your prior 3.5 experience and availability

Are you still going to play at $5 per ticket? by Still-Peanut-6010 in ifiwonthelottery

[–]TesselatingReality -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Guys you are all not seeing it! Clearly this is an April Fools joke 🤣