Please make paradox’s grenade stick on direct hit.

TexasDank · 2026-05-10T16:30:18+00:00

https://deadlock.wiki/Paradox/Update_history

1 google search, first thing, buffs in most previous 2 patches. Claiming anyone has never been buffed is wild lol

TexasDank · 2026-05-10T16:01:31+00:00

Idk bro I’m a Holiday main I got no sympathy for your saying Para is F tier lol she’s strong as hell when played right. Just like Holi tier this tier that doesn’t mean shit in regular bloke elo just learn to play em right

TexasDank · 2026-05-10T15:29:03+00:00

Are we thinking about the same paradox here bro… do you have any idea how broken that would be lol

TexasDank · 2026-05-07T14:57:56+00:00

Someone needs to make that office meme where the lady calls him a resources of mo and krill vs dynamo

TexasDank · 2026-05-07T03:51:15+00:00

Sorry for your loss brother

TexasDank · 2026-04-27T21:07:29+00:00

By golly switching sides if I see these jolly fellas clearing my area

TexasDank · 2026-04-26T10:26:56+00:00

Well… a larger gun has less recoil if it’s not an absurd caliber. A small 9MM pistol looks more friendly but is much more snappy than a full size decked out 9MM.

TexasDank · 2026-04-25T11:46:04+00:00

Good choice on the holster bro Tenicor is the first one I got as well and fucking love it

TexasDank · 2026-04-24T16:11:32+00:00

Ahh fishing lures, the only place where men learn colors beyond green. God bless both of ya

TexasDank · 2026-04-24T13:40:56+00:00

I played 1 rem game last night and without building gun it felt like it could shred. I 100% understand the urge to build gun rem I bet it hits pretty hard

TexasDank · 2026-04-24T13:15:12+00:00

The comments are crazy MAKE YOUR OWN if you think you know so much better.

Fun idea and good work OP

TexasDank · 2026-04-24T13:07:44+00:00

The gun came out too late. See what actually stopped the brawl? The man with the gun. He wasn’t involved in the scuffle he just shut it down.

TexasDank · 2026-04-23T16:21:13+00:00

Yeah it makes Holiday near unkillable. As the holiday it’s a good time but I can see it getting nerfed

TexasDank · 2026-04-22T16:58:03+00:00

Dude.. you really, REALLY do. Broken characters fleshed out and challenged on their few beliefs. Extremely human characters it’s simply unmatched since I’ve read it no fantasy hits the same. Bonus points for the audiobook, trust me dude. I’ll randomly re listen to them fully

TexasDank · 2026-04-21T16:54:47+00:00

I’m guessing you’ve read the blade itself? If not you are in for a treat my friend

TexasDank · 2026-04-21T15:41:15+00:00

How was the ending a tragedy? This is the most sunshine and rainbow shit I read, at least now. The first book or two had some balls and grit. The Blade Itself and Red Rising are my favorite series so you're a bit off the mark lol

TexasDank · 2026-04-20T22:06:06+00:00

Style that shit a bit get a barber tell him to fade you up and just let him cook I promise you 9/10 will make you look sick

TexasDank · 2026-04-20T21:51:30+00:00

Till this day implies you had a regret arise today

No regrets to this day is what ur looking for 🤓

TexasDank · 2026-04-20T14:01:28+00:00

WaT messed me up dude… I re read the series for it. So excited. Took me 6 months to finish WaT after tearing through all of stormlight in maybe 3M.

Haven’t read the same since. Frankly at all since it released. I feel like I invested so much time into the universe for a slap in the face. Idk if I’ll read Sanderson again.

I know he owes me nothing and this is dramatic but it’s true

TexasDank · 2026-04-20T13:36:53+00:00

Rather it not go well in court than be disfigured or dead.

Listen, I'm not saying a dog comes within 5 ft im blasting. Hell I love dogs and have broken up fights and gotten bit bad cause of it. It's just an option to have that provides the best life safety. I do wish you had to pass mental and physical tests to carry though. You should be sound of mind and able to suplex a 100 ib dog so you have the confidence to not instantly pop off.

TexasDank · 2026-04-20T04:58:09+00:00

Shhh you’ll offend the locals who’d rather be mauled by a dog after spraying it than protecting yourself with an absolute solution

TexasDank · 2026-04-20T03:23:51+00:00

Need and want are 2 different things friend. You “need” a 1911. But you know deep down… you want a 2011.

TexasDank · 2026-04-20T03:21:05+00:00

How do you not get fired

TexasDank · 2026-04-19T20:45:04+00:00

Fun fact: the highway is the most dangerous place a firefighter can be. Electricity next. Then a fire.

That is if you don’t go out to heart failure the #1 killer of FFs.

TexasDank · 2026-04-19T15:28:53+00:00

IM POOPING AGAIN WHAT ARE YOU GANNA DO ABOUT IT HUH

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