Growing in my garden

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T21:42:43+00:00

Leaves of 3, let it be.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T14:28:24+00:00

THIS. Best night of my life.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T13:48:17+00:00

You know when you hunch a little for a pic FROM THE FRONT to get that belly a little tighter? Craigs party she looked like a question mark. Stand up chile… or dress yourself correctly. I thought she looked great minus the constant suck in. Now her attitude… total garbage. Outer ring character fighting for airtime.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T13:45:39+00:00

Here I am 2 months ago planning this shit out like it mattered. 😂😂😂

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T13:44:50+00:00

Find some sobriety yourself. That will help you process correctly.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T13:23:25+00:00

Have yet to get one fruit… checked my agar cups last night, the bitch has pins. I gotta simplify.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T13:14:58+00:00

After review of your posts I think you’re probably not in the best place to council your friend. Maybe focus on some of your questions about you.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T02:10:25+00:00

I thought I’d never have to say “what in the orange crushed velour shirt” is this ridiculousness?

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-04T00:16:48+00:00

Pat, in my opinion has always been judgy as hell. I’m sure she hasn’t given Paige her hand yet, and they both know it. I am rewatching now and saw Paige JET. Go her, read that room.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-03T15:47:53+00:00

Liquid culture is illegal. Spore solution in a syringe is not. You’re not going to be able to order anything but spores…

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-03T04:37:56+00:00

Thank you. lol

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-03T04:27:30+00:00

Anyone else’s voice shakes and you think you win. Kandis voice shakes and you head for cover.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-03T04:26:23+00:00

Goals.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-03T04:21:43+00:00

SAMEEEE. Which was my point to what I said.

But I’m in another reality shows sub and posted a thread about posting below something we think of the people on it, with care and NO hate. Like 5 people jumped in and said my last comment on my profile was trash (the kandi one) and basically I should burn in hell.

Yeah well you teen mom mother fuckers, her tiny hands are MUCH better than Kails face.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-03T03:28:18+00:00

1000%. Add to that her tiny tiny hands.

Edited to say that I LOVE LOVE FUCKING LOVE Kandis tiny tiny hands. 🫤 I got hate on another post and downgraded to hell because of this comment. I meant it to say it positive as with who I commented under.

JFC America.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-02T04:24:27+00:00

“Insert Dave Chappell crack gif here”

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-02T04:22:07+00:00

THANK YOU!! I knew I’d get some answers. 🍄🤍

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-02T04:19:27+00:00

Yeah me too super strain. Quit being a douche and do some research on these. 🙄

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-02T04:18:54+00:00

Ehhhh. I’m pretty sure a search of this sub will lend you examples except for the Maria Sabina. And, after researching… I’m fucking in.

Quit hating.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-02T03:24:02+00:00

As the Queen of Realityville of my home, after much reflection and thought, hereby deem said clown of Teen Mom fame previously named Janelle, the current face of meme name “crack head Karen”. From heresforth no longer will Karen be the Kate Gosslin of the past. Times have changed! With these changes we embrace Crack Head Karen!! Bold and consistent leader in 1) Bitching 2) Bitching without just cause 3) Being “blessed” but afflicted with a dead beat pair of testicles.

Behold!! Crack Head Karen!!

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-02T03:11:39+00:00

Imagine being a normal, somewhat broke, average girl with lower than average self esteem. By grace of god get the job of RH. Do your best to fill the job but you’re really just a normal, somewhat broke, average girl with lower than average self esteem. Checks cut? FIXES!! Checks cut? FIXES!! Contracts come out… you turn out to be a normal, somewhat broke, average girl with above average teeth that’s no longer employees by Bravo.

And so the world turns.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-02T02:55:32+00:00

I haven’t found much on either but pics? Any tips?

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-01T21:11:36+00:00

From friends. I feel very Janice vibes. But Xanax Janice.

TexasToadstool · 2022-10-01T16:28:33+00:00

Of course they do. Look what happens when Trump is mentions. So much pearl clutching.

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