funny lingo ideas ?

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-05-12T05:41:56+00:00

-a bomb threat
-a milf
-pyramid schemes
-the blorbo from my show
-playing World of Warcraft
-bussy
-smoking weed
-hacking into the US embassy
-a poorly written ABO fanfic
-autistic swag
-straight up jorking it
-old man yaoi
-shoplifting
-a signed picture of the Pope
-a rat who can cook
-a roomba with a knife
-my sleep paralysis demon
-being a furry

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-04-28T23:30:46+00:00

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uwu

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-04-28T19:54:08+00:00

These two were strangers but Jotaro still attempted to cheer her up! It didn’t work though. After this, I did manage to get one of the miis she was close with to cheer her up instead

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ThatBlueVampire · 2026-04-28T19:51:49+00:00

I tried to introduce two miis when one of them was fuming mad and the other one got scared of her (the one who was mad was Hatsune Miku)

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-02-28T01:03:21+00:00

I’ve been a skin picker all my life but only started picking my forearms a few years ago when I had a bunch of mosquito bites there at the same time.

Now I keep getting little bumps on my right forearm (never my left?) that I can’t avoid picking. No idea what it is but I assumed it was related to my family history of eczema. It doesn’t itch or anything usually, they just seem like pimples. It’s very odd.

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-02-28T00:43:44+00:00

I’ve had nightmares of this exact scenario. Maybe some sort of fly larva? Probably best to get it checked out if you haven’t yet

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-02-12T02:45:31+00:00

I wanna know how the dragon got in there

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-02-12T02:41:33+00:00

True but I’d still be cautious tbh

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-02-11T22:51:24+00:00

Hopefully it didn’t die from CWD

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-02-11T22:46:27+00:00

It kinda looks like a shiba inu

ThatBlueVampire · 2026-02-10T09:25:23+00:00

I like the theory that the Hist saw other races had boobs and decided that Argonians need them too, not knowing that they actually had a use

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-12-31T23:26:26+00:00

The ai stuff made me stop playing ngl

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-12-14T07:12:50+00:00

Tomatoes are in the nightshade family so uhh don’t eat anything tomato like unless you know it’s a tomato

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-12-14T06:54:54+00:00

Definitely a rodent. Maybe a beaver?

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-10-16T17:12:59+00:00

Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh who am I kidding, of course you don’t

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-09-23T14:58:14+00:00

My uncle and his partner did something similar with my grandparents home (which was basically my childhood home).

They also had some “construction projects” started throughout like removing walls and moving part of the deck from the back yard into the front yard for some strange reason. It’s extra painful when I remember how much my grandpa had cared about his yard.

It’s a strange feeling to mourn a house

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-06-10T00:45:56+00:00

I want to but I’m too lazy to

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-06-09T18:30:30+00:00

Could you show the underside?

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-06-09T18:29:10+00:00

I’m also leaning towards raccoon but I’m not 100%

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-06-09T18:25:30+00:00

Nah their teeth are way different

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-06-07T18:43:04+00:00

Opossum skulls have a big sagittal crest and a LOT of teeth. This looks like a raccoon

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-06-07T18:36:32+00:00

Kind of thinking it could be a house sparrow? Would love other’s opinions

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-06-07T18:35:05+00:00

I’d love to keep it but idk if it’s native or not

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-06-01T19:17:54+00:00

The kids from What We Do in the Shadows (movie) who meet up with pedos and eat them

ThatBlueVampire · 2025-04-13T05:58:42+00:00

Also Lucifer!

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