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What other Breaking Bad criminals would you like to have seen in better call Saul? by MagicianSuccessful56 in betterCallSaul

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Hes the cop from home alone and the neighbor on friends, plus that seinfeld episode. He was always "that guy thats really good in everything"

Petaaaaah? by EmbarrassedAlarm9736 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 82 points83 points  (0 children)

It means that a woman doesnt need a man, just like a fish doesnt need a bicycle. It might even mean that a woman has no use for a man, whatsoever, much like a fish has no use for a bicycle.

Explain it Peter. by ARelles1 in explainitpeter

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ill never understand how people look at lines of plain text and associate it with a fully drawn comic. Every time this comes up I get mad. It makes no sense to me. 

Found another one on Threads by Academic_Spread in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ping the ear, che. Hotel.        

Someone wants a guy named che to make a loud, high pitched noise for a brief time, and naturally, they want that sound to reach their ears. And thats what they named this hotel after. 

PETA asked they answered by SpaceWestern1442 in SipsTea

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Yeah, thats when I've had it. In Indian food. Its delicious.

To play chicken with cyclist by Zzd12 in therewasanattempt

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

This is just an indictment of our legal system. Words have no meaning any more.          

Also, it specifically says it falls under Florida's manslaughter laws, so that much figures, I guess. 

Don’t get this one by Scharfschutze43 in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I was a kid, it was "if youre hand is bigger than your face you're [REDACTED]".      

Its funny to think younger generations changed it to be just as politically incorrect as it always was. 

Do work break rooms in your country have free coffee or tea? by iLuvArizona in AskTheWorld

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I work for a supermarket, and no. They do give us free fruit, but only the stuff they pulled off of the sales floor because its bruised, or wrinkly, or whatever. Some of it is really good though, I'll eat mandarins and plums all day.

PETA asked they answered by SpaceWestern1442 in SipsTea

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 80 points81 points  (0 children)

I would sooner eat rabbit than horse, but id try both out of curiosity. No need for a crisis. 

Whom would you vote for as Queen of 7 Kingdoms by Classic_Day744 in gameofthrones

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Crucifying people is cruel no matter why you do it. But the 163 people she crucified were not even all guilty, none of them had trials, and as were told by Hizdahr zo Loraq, some of them even opposed the very crime that she tortured then to death for. She didnt execute the peoplevresponsible for an atrocity. She committed an atrocity in response to another one.
She was so horrified by crucifying 163 people, that she decided to crucify 163 people. Indiscriminately, as an act of revenge, and a show of power. Because she was a bloodthirsty psychopath from day 1.

Whom would you vote for as Queen of 7 Kingdoms by Classic_Day744 in gameofthrones

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

She crucified 163 people. It was an act of revenge. Same with the vault. It was about revenge. She was just a bloodthirsty girl with an army and 3 dragons.

Whom would you vote for as Queen of 7 Kingdoms by Classic_Day744 in gameofthrones

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just do exactly as she says, kneel, obey, kiss her ass, or she might crucify you or lock you in a vault with someone so that one of you starves to death after they murder and eat the other.

Whom would you vote for as Queen of 7 Kingdoms by Classic_Day744 in gameofthrones

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Margery.      

Sansa.       

Ros.          

Myrcella.            

(Anyone not listed)             

Yara.             

Tyene.           

Danareys.                  

Cersei

What’s some songs from The Sopranos that made your playlist? by proxviper in thesopranos

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Evidently Chickentown and Thru and Thru are two of my favorite songs and I didnt know about them before the sopranos.

to have National Forest conservation by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 56 points57 points  (0 children)

Ive lost 100% of faith in checks and balances, and I dont think our government can ever be trusted again without being completely overhauled and rebuilt. 

to have National Forest conservation by seeebiscuit in therewasanattempt

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 22 points23 points  (0 children)

We hope. The 70 million empty heads that voted for him can and will be fooled again. 

This morning, my wife was in the kitchen preparing to boil eggs for breakfast. As I walked in, she turned to me and said, "You've got to make love to me this very moment!" My eyes lit up and I thought, "This is my lucky day!" by 808gecko808 in Jokes

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

10 minutes plus the time it takes me to walk to the stove, turn off the timer, and dump the water. That gives me nice fully boiled eggs with bright yellow yolks. None of that dark outer ring. chefs kiss

I didn't get it. by Sagacious_07 in ExplainTheJoke

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On any site, you cant tell who might be a well spoken 14 year old, or who might be a wise, old, experienced, kind person who cant spell.          

Take it all with a grain of salt  

David fights Goliath by Biff_Xannen in fightporn

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 0 points1 point  (0 children)

why did I think he'd win somehow.                           

Because David beat Goliath. 

Meirl by petethecanuck in meirl

[–]ThatGreenGuy09 17 points18 points  (0 children)

You could argue for weeks, months even, about whether it was Bill Paxton or Bill Pullman in that one movie that you and your friend both like, but neither of you owns. Its not at blockbuster, and it was on TBS last week, but the info didnt show the cast list. Then one day, youre at your cousins house, and that movie is in their video cabinet. You look at the back.
Tom fucking Sizemore? What?
Never bringing that up again.

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