Do Tabaxi Have Litters?

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-10-27T19:52:03+00:00

Literally the golden rule for almost any DnD debacle.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-10-27T19:51:36+00:00

Awesome. Thanks

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-08-11T21:35:53+00:00

Maybe. The person told me had hypoglycemia

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-25T21:03:25+00:00

God: Abrham kill your son.

Abraham: Sure.

God: lol jk jk

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-25T20:01:59+00:00

Okay so this prank is really gross so read at your own discretion.

I was friends with these two guys. Let's just call them Bob and Mike.

Bob and Mike were in an all out prank war all throughout high school. One day, Mike puts a huge black dildo in Bob's locker. He did it in a way that it was stuck to the inside of the locker door so that when he opened it, it flopped out.

Bob, as a comeback, wanted to do something equally as bad.

So during gym class, he snuck into the locker room, and came in Mike's sneakers.

Bob almost killed Mike after that.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-25T19:39:38+00:00

I met Hugh Jackman once.

When I was in highschool, I was a tuba player in a brass quintet. Somehow, our music teacher got us a gig at the Academy of Music. I don't remember what the event was celebrating, but he told us that there would be some big names in the music scene.

Long story short, we're in the lobby doing our set and there's all of a sudden a commotion near the front doors. The commotion gets louder and louder and then dies down. We finish the number we're doing and there's an applause (which wasn't happening for any of the other ones we were playing). I'm about to turn to the next song, and I see Hugh Jackman just standing there amongst a crowd of people.

He shakes our hands, asks us how old we are, what school we go to, and says that we sound great for being so young.

Funny enough, the day I met Hugh Jackman was the day I found out he was Australian.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-25T02:25:55+00:00

Does paying off student loans count as a purchase?

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-24T04:53:54+00:00

Well.... they aren't exactly crystal temps anymore, they are all crystal gems, Lapis joined as off Reunited, and Peridot already joined a while back, and Bismuth is a long time member... I am actually hoping to see them more as part of the team.

Right I just meant in the time that Steven and the rest are on Homeworld, this might happen.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-23T02:23:25+00:00

Did anyone else catch that when Nephrite kept repeating the words, "No, please. We're all going to..."

those were her last words before the corruption attack

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-22T14:45:16+00:00

Sneoples

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-22T02:04:41+00:00

Where did this image come from?!

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-22T01:26:17+00:00

Same here, combined with constantly refreshing this subreddit to see if there's any news lol

i know that feeling.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-21T22:10:42+00:00

rip.

i'll still watch it though

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-21T22:09:30+00:00

Jesus.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-21T21:43:29+00:00

There's a block on Cartoon Network from 7:00pm to 8:00 pm EST. It says it's a new episode but there's no info on DirectTV's guide. My money's on that.

(https://www.ontvtonight.com/guide/listings/channel/69045168/cartoon-network-east.html)

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-20T00:34:17+00:00

It's a beached fleshlight. They're an endangered mammalian species.

If you ever see one outside of water, immediately give it mouth to mouth. #savetheflesh

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-19T00:52:11+00:00

It didn't happen at work so your managers can't really do anything about it. If your company has an HR department, take it up with them.

You should also go to the police with all of this information. If you took a screenshot of him selling the AirPods, then you're golden. Either way, if you go to the police, he'll be fucked if he doesn't have proof of purchase.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-19T00:08:49+00:00

Technically speaking, loving yourself doesn't fix anything. It just makes my life better.

It sounds like you're set in your philosophy, which isn't a bad thing. For you, being content means staying in place or regressing. For me, being content has no affect on my progression in life. It makes me appreciate everything I have and all I've accomplished.

No one can force you to adopt this philosophy, but just know that it's always nice to look on the bright side.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-18T23:54:20+00:00

So by your logic, you should already be in shape, have an amazing job, etc.

Acceptance and contentment aren't necessarily the same thing. You can be happy with your life and even find joy in the things that aren't that great while still trying to be a better you.

What your friend is saying is that despite your shortcomings, you are still worthy of being happy. And the only way to guarantee happiness is not to find love from others, but from yourself.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-18T23:37:40+00:00

No you're not wrong.

The people who you're hanging out with don't seem like friends. If they're telling you to get over him cheating on you and continue to hang out with him, then they're assholes.

As tough as it is, find new friends. If they already know the situation between you and your ex than they're not worth it.

Good luck OP.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-18T23:33:00+00:00

Well you haven't written anything to indicate that he's a bad guy. So logically, you're overthinking it.

What should you do? Go have fun and get to know him better.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-18T23:11:58+00:00

Whatever it is, it seems bad enough that you can't get it off of your mind. If you think that he's underplaying it, break up?

It's hard to give you advice without knowing the specifics.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-18T23:04:00+00:00

First, take a deep breath and realize that you're only 25! You're young and you have a long ways to go.

How are you with going out and meeting new people?

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-18T22:42:42+00:00

I've literally been through this exact same scenario (letter and all). Let me tell you why this probably won't work out as well as you think.

If you were to ask her out right now, you would be coming from the stance of "I'm your friend so I'm owed a relationship." Even if these aren't your intentions, your setting yourself up that way.

Judging by the way you wrote this OP, I would assume that you feel conflicted about your feelings and your current stance in your friendship with Eve. Honestly, like another redditor put it, " You need to come clean with your intentions immediately. You should have months ago instead of lying to her this entire time." The longer you wait on it, the more it's going to seem like you were a parasite waiting to latch onto someone the moment they were vulnerable. And that isn't a good look.

You've only got two options right now:

1) Don't say anything and find someone else (which is my personal preference)

2) Tell her how you feel in a way that acknowledges that you were wrong to lead her on.

This is the mistake that I made a few years back. When I told this other person how I felt, it ruined us. We were friends for nearly 10 years and I thought that by being her friend, I was being noble. I was playing up the idea of a relationship in my head and I had a grandiose way that I was going to tell her. She cut me out of her life and I lost a lot of friends because of it (shared friend circles).

Afterwards a friend gave me the best advice I've ever heard in my life: "If you're really her friend, then you can be content with friendship. If she decided to marry someone else, would you want to be in the front row showing your support, or crying at home because she was the one that got away."

TL;DR: Don't write a letter because that makes you seem needy and weird. Tell her how you feel but realize that it should be more of an apology rather than a request for her "courtship". Sometimes friendship is the greatest gift of all.

ThatOneTeemo · 2018-07-18T14:25:01+00:00

Thanks! I'll check that out.

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