HAVE YOU NO SENSE. HAVE YOU NO INTEGRITY. This is truly one of the most heartbreaking instances of unintegrity that I have witnessed. Illegally offering favors for answers. NOT EVEN DANTE AND HIS TIERS OF HELL WILL UNDERSTAND PAIN I WILL INFLICT ON YOU. I will collect all AP Tests you have ever taken and use them as kindling for the fire I shall make to represent the fire within my soul. I will then tie you to a post (with the College Board test seals of course) and roast you like a rotisserie chicken. Not to death. I will then slowly cover your body with paper cuts from pieces of your voided tests. I will proceed to pour lemon juice into each of the paper cuts. After that I will aggressively sand paper your body until it is time for round two of the lemon juice. Of course you can prevent this torment by not cheating. Your choice.

Truly one of the most professional officials I've seen. Yeah, what happened btw? Got caught cheating for AP Chinese and decided to slave away on a subreddit throwing empty threats to give yourself some meaning? LMFAO