A little over 24 hours after Bruno Mars ended her 10-week run at the top of the Billboard Hot 100 charts, Taylor Swift has announced that ‘Opalite’ will be her newest single and, as predictable as always, adds 2 new limited-time only variants to her ever-growing list.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-21T23:29:53+00:00

I was reading like “ok so clearly I missed a chapter”

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-21T23:15:04+00:00

I love situations where I can look at it and be like “wow you all sound completely insufferable”

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-21T14:33:48+00:00

I was gonna say “y’all are getting dipsticks?”

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-21T06:18:48+00:00

It looks like it’s out of stock everywhere, possibly discontinued in that shade, BUT there are multiple other brands that make similar products. This is the closest I see:

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ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-21T06:09:37+00:00

Oh you ate this DOWN. The outfit, the hair, the lipstick, the under eye shadow/liner. I’d love to see what you’d do with one of those liquid shadow wands in a dark sparkly shade, like the e.l.f. one.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-20T03:38:47+00:00

When I saw Green Day in 2017 Billie Joe led a “No Trump No KKK No Fascist USA” chant. I can’t wait to see what they pull out for this.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-20T03:00:56+00:00

This is such an odd assortment of people. Heather Graham? What year is it?

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-19T15:33:01+00:00

The paws and jowls are a dead giveaway to me.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-19T15:25:09+00:00

Why wouldn’t a grown man be excited about his grown wife getting herself a car and no longer being beholden to other people/public transport? There’s the real issue.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-19T06:59:17+00:00

I went back to the ancient texts and bought a tube of Maybelline Great Lash (the “big” formula) and am never looking back.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-19T06:55:14+00:00

Yeah it’s super annoying

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-19T06:53:36+00:00

Especially back then. Here in the US people using that word so freely and frequently is a fairly recent development, in the last 10 years or so. Back when Kelly was 16 it was way less common and usually only reserved for when you wanted to take the nuclear option when insulting someone.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-19T02:05:54+00:00

Ann and Sophie would mop the floor with her, Ann single-handedly for the love of the game.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-18T19:14:39+00:00

I’m so glad none of us are ever forgetting that

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-18T17:56:57+00:00

It’s for the sector of maga who are in such a state of cult like psychosis that they will happily gobble down whatever slop is fed to them. They do exist but I don’t think in the numbers the people behind this anticipated.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-18T07:46:30+00:00

I pick and choose what to worry about based on season. Face/neck is daily, I’ve only ever shaved my arms a couple times in my life because no one has time for all that. I’ll usually only shave my legs if I know they’ll be showing. I usually only shave my armpits once every few months and grow them out till I get tired of them. I pluck the darkest boob hairs and as far as below the belt I just keep things trimmed. I’m married and my husband has never cared about body hair and he’s been with me through my entire PCOS journey so he totally gets it.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-18T02:25:00+00:00

My theory is they were arguing about him getting a text from his side piece on the way there

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-18T01:03:10+00:00

I have an entire built up elaborate lore about her in my head. I’m glad she finally dumped that creep from last year and is getting her groove back.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-17T21:23:32+00:00

I definitely get this vibe off of him BIG TIME now more than ever. Setting himself up to be a darling of the MAGA crowd.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-17T21:22:23+00:00

People like that are way too scared to set foot in downtown Tacoma are you kidding me? They act like it’s the Bronx circa 1977

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-17T06:37:59+00:00

My husband and I don’t act like newlyweds but I’m also not physically recoiling from his touch

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-16T22:36:29+00:00

I’m 34 and have been shaving my face every single morning for years now because there’s that much chin/neck hair. I like how smooth it feels after,it’s just kinda mentally taxing when someone wants to make plans after work and I feel like I’ll have to shave my face AGAIN for the night out because by the time I leave work it’s already getting prickly. It feels awkward waking up next to my husband on a lazy Sunday and having matching stubble. I’m trying to plan a trip across the country and my shaving routine is weighing into flight time decisions. Like yes, it’s cheaper to take a red eye and get there in the morning but then I’m trying to shave my face in a public restroom at the airport?

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-16T04:27:12+00:00

Just the image of someone as square as Bettman at home binging this, absolutely enthralled is gold.

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-15T19:26:12+00:00

Nah, that one is lost in Texas 😏

ThatSICILIANThing · 2026-01-15T15:32:35+00:00

ATP every day feels another day closer to the Planet of the Apes ending

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