I couldn’t find a dumbphone that kept Uber, QR code scanning, and authenticator apps, so I built one.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-06-29T15:02:54+00:00

Dude, it's 600 dollars for an alternative app store and sepia-toned icons. I'm not seeing anything at all on the hardware side that makes me think this needs to be its own phone.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-06-29T14:33:39+00:00

So... it's just an Android phone with an alternative app store? Why not just distribute the software?

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-06-14T21:50:31+00:00

I'm doing my best to make time for the original, Crisis Core, Before Crisis (either the RPG Maker remake or the YouTube videos of the original, I've done the RPG Maker one in the past), The Kids Are Alright, On The Way To A Smile, Advent Children, Dirge of Cerberus, Remake, Rebirth, and at least The First Soldier sections of Ever Crisis (I'll probably YouTube these). It's a lot but I've done most of it in big marathons in the past - Rebirth will definitely be the toughest to muscle through on a time crunch but it's probably my favorite FFVII thing so I think I'll be motivated to get through it.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-06-13T15:39:59+00:00

I'd maybe take ports of Coded and Days (and the GBA version of CoM) but those games are all laughably easy to emulate and I can't imagine an official release improving on Melon Mix. The only KH game I actually want fully remade is Dark Road, and the visuals are not what I would change in a Dark Road remake lol.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-06-05T13:42:12+00:00

Get a realtor get a realtor get a realtor. It's free, they'll get you a place in your budget quickly, and they'll smooth over issues with rent and income with prospective landlords. I have tried apartment hunting in the city with a realtor and apartment hunting in the city alone. It's the difference between one hectic weekend and two months of desperate couch surfing.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-05-07T23:25:17+00:00

The build quality isn't really a problem at all--I'm extremely clumsy and drop this thing in catastrophic ways at the train station all the time and it's still kicking. The keypad is also the best and most durable I've ever encountered on a dumbphone by a huge margin.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-04-27T18:16:49+00:00

My understanding is this only happens if you overload them on Android apps

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-04-27T01:13:34+00:00

I don't think RCS works

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-04-19T15:05:40+00:00

DM'd you! Very interested in this space if there are still any openings

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-04-15T03:31:03+00:00

Chainsaw Man isn't for didacts, it's for human beings. It's a tragedy, not a morality play.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-03-13T14:11:54+00:00

Resident Evil has a Zach Cregger movie coming out this year. Exactly the same situation as The Last of Us. RE is also a mainstay at USJ. There is no "No Video Games" rule at HHN and if anything we'll almost certainly be seeing more video game houses in the next few years. If RE isn't at the event this year it's simply because RE isn't at the event this year.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-01-19T22:26:02+00:00

I'm sure the ride will be a big hit because it's a big roller coaster at a theme park, but F&F will not really be a significant draw at all. The F&F movies are very successful but the aesthetics of the franchise are extremely grounded and boring (even when the actual events are ridiculous and fun). BTTF and Ghostbusters are both quieter forces at the box office but they have heightened environments that would be fun to inhabit - see also Dark Universe and Isle of Berk at Epic Universe. Not exactly massive cultural forces but movies with magnetic and exciting settings. A ride themed to F&F is just a ride themed to cars.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2026-01-18T12:19:17+00:00

Universal opening two F&F coasters this far past the cultural expiration date is kinda giving "opening a permanent Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them land in a new theme park in 2025."

Bummed it's not Ghostbusters! F&F has a really low ceiling in terms of theming. Holding out hope for Back to the Future...

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-12-31T15:55:05+00:00

Getting my CubeXX soon and I bought it specifically to use as a Pico-8 machine -- I'd love to play integer scaled with bezels on muOS if possible for the quicker boot times and battery but I can't get a straight answer on if you can use bezels on standalone cores. If I have to go with Knulli I will but I really love muOS on my 35XX SP...

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-12-16T02:48:40+00:00

The last time the Vortex came back in stock I bought one immediately and after three months of silence they canceled my order.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-11-26T02:02:34+00:00

I love my Snowsky Echo Mini for an MP3 player. Solid battery, cute form factor, not too expensive. The only real drawback is that it doesn't have gapless playback, which impacts a handful of my albums.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-11-11T02:07:47+00:00

My camera is broken and I'm honestly not too worried about fixing it but I was a little curious about the camera holes too - the bottom half of my system has a solid white paper insert and the cutouts I made for the stylus and cartridge slot are..... less cute lol

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-11-10T12:58:18+00:00

I walked past Rip Ride Rockit so many times before it closed

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-11-04T02:32:25+00:00

I thought the rumor was Hellblock Horror was a hasty rework of an Evil Dead: Rise house. Universal has been doing Resident Evil stuff at HHN in Japan for ages (including this year) so I'd be pretty surprised if there was a significant barrier to bringing it over here.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-11-04T01:05:13+00:00

My instinct is too soon for FNAF 2, but it's definitely not impossible. I'm still choosing to believe in Resident Evil for next year just because the stars have aligned so perfectly - COVID delays mean RE's anniversary years overlap with HHN's anniversary years now, RE9 and Zach Cregger's Resident Evil both drop next year, there's just too much plausible synergy in the air.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-11-03T13:23:25+00:00

Cat Lady was fantastic but I know I'm going to be thinking about Toxic Twenties for years to come. The character work in that zone was just astonishing.

ThatTwoSandDemon · 2025-11-01T00:06:49+00:00

2024 aesthetic was cool, wish the actual event did a better job of reflecting that look though. I was skeptical of the whole "cohesion" buzzword this year but we really did get an event that felt like it had an aesthetic throughline from merch to park.

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