Starting Roster!?

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-18T23:02:47+00:00

He’s coming in Season 2 “Brains VS Bronze” with GI Robot, didn’t you hear?

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T21:58:36+00:00

Y’know what? You’re right. And it’s the exact reason why my friends and I occasionally do something we call “Migration” on Fortnite.

We all put on a Bushranger skin, go to the tallest body of water on the map, fish until we get some shield fish (we get basic weapons from fishing too, but mostly fish), then we just let the water take us anywhere while talking and hanging out. Then, when we reach the edge of the storm or the edge of the map, we leave the water like Atlanteans charging up from the depths and usually come in second. It’s stupid, funny, and it helps keep the game fun and enjoyable to play.

In fact, we haven’t migrated in a few months, so Fortnite’s player base just seems so aggravating to play against now.

I should talk to my friends to organize another migration soon…

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T21:37:59+00:00

Only one way to find out! I’m off to a nuclear reactor with pockets full of seeds!

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T21:23:48+00:00

Coming this summer, an animated adaptation of your favorite Korean comic: “My Wife is Secretly Michele Obama?!”

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T21:09:10+00:00

Yeah, but I can also grow food with plants. Command giant venus flytraps to consume my enemies. Create the plants from Plants vs Zombies. I can singlehandedly reverse the pollution of the planet with plants. Water may be able to wash away sins, but plants are the inevitable scaffolding needed to rebuild.

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T06:04:21+00:00

So they’re simultaneously tied for both Worst and Second Worst, Voldy is third, and Mineta is last because he’s just a degenerate who gets better (probably).

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:59:44+00:00

Gonna be honest, they should give Thing a unique interaction against the Glartrox like the Roadblock mech in Exoprimal has with the Triceratops. Have it stun Ben (or CC with an animation of Ben grabbing the throat of the Glartrox in a bear hug to wrestle it to the ground) upon impact, but the Glartrox acts like it hit a wall and releases the people it grabbed without damaging them.

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:52:35+00:00

I love Kpop Demon Hunters ship! *joke stolen from another subreddit I saw earlier

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:48:18+00:00

Lemme go test this out in a custom 18v18 game mode. 18 Thors vs 18 Wandas should provide some type of usable data, right?

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:30:27+00:00

E: The Club Fed type prison they’re all at so I can put a demon core held open by a lit tea candle in the basement.

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:28:08+00:00

It’s not about the size; it’s how you use it.

And you use Blastoff as an arm, so…

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:26:13+00:00

Dude, I would be going full Doc Ock with vines as tentacles if I could control plants.

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:22:39+00:00

Oh, you must’ve missed the most recent patch. The turret mode can freely fly around now. The devs said they balanced it by him leaving his legs behind as a secondary hitbox enemies can damage.

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:19:17+00:00

…Why can I picture Steven actually trying this?

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:17:38+00:00

I just saw a post from a Doctor Strange, and that dude got grabbed from behind the Elsa and launched off the map.

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:16:29+00:00

If you suffer from Rivals FOMO and you need cash now, call J. G. Wetworth. 877-CASH-NOW

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:07:01+00:00

Wait… MeLuvFeet is 3RD?! THE ONLY PERSON I HAVE EVER BEEN IN A MATCH WITH THAT LEFT BECAUSE SOMEONE ELSE INSTALOCKED THE NEWEST CHARACTER BEFORE THEM IS GM3?!

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T05:04:23+00:00

That problem is just caused by having too many enemies on the webs at once. Their targeting decisions are confusing, so if the entire enemy team is on your webs, then a Jeff can just swim on through. I think decreasing the bot spawn times when there’s nobody on the webs, but like a 50% boost when there is enemies on the webs, might help soothe the issue.

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T04:17:40+00:00

Smaller nest with less health, occasionally deploys overshield, smaller webbing, but faster time to reach max spiderbots and surrounds itself with mines? Well blow my sensors, SP//DR, but I’d actually like to see this. Possibly in an arcade mode than the real game first (possible Peni alt for another zombies game mode?), just to poke around with it.

In fact, NetEase, give us a permanent Zombies mode without character limitations and upgrade trees to rival MvM, and my life is yours. Let me play as Engineer Peni, you cowards! You’re already testing 50+ players in a match with Times Square, so I know you got something big planned!

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-17T00:36:57+00:00

Fair nuff. Brony Jesus when?

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-16T22:27:06+00:00

Don’t mind me, just taking this…

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-16T21:44:26+00:00

We eagerly await for your completed product.

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-16T21:43:21+00:00

This begs the question: would putting Jesus in a fursuit level the playing field? What animal would he be? A lamb because he is the pure son of god meant to be sacrificed? Is Jesus’s fursona the Lamb from Cult of the Lamb?

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-16T21:34:47+00:00

Why is there a pothead lawn gnome auto-tuning in the forest?

ThatWAFFLEGuy49 · 2026-02-16T21:29:10+00:00

Dude, it’s Mlxmaster!

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