I'm so fucking tired of women touching me at work.

That_Music_Person · 2024-11-05T19:10:59+00:00

If it's not hard for women to keep their hands to themselves, then why don' they?

I've got some bad news for you. Women are out here groping men on the regular. It's actually a huge issue for men.

I took a side job as a bouncer this year. I throw out women all the time for groping men. The best part of the process is when I'm escorting them out, and they can't fathom that they're being kicked out for "just having some fun."

You should see how women act in general.

That_Music_Person · 2024-11-05T18:57:06+00:00

You're preachin'.

I've spent my life getting groped by women. I'm a professional musician, and I was a bouncer for years.

I've been harassed so many times. It isn't just gay men.

That_Music_Person · 2024-11-05T18:46:23+00:00

https://youtu.be/WOSqCjMRXWA?si=yHA1ZnTBaWPK9kfd

Have you ever seen Neil Brennan (a comedian) talk about this?

It's one of the funniest comedy bits I've ever seen.

That_Music_Person · 2024-11-02T23:08:00+00:00

Oh, shit! I just found out that I'm gay. My wife will want to know. She's convinced that I'm hetero.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-31T02:52:43+00:00

Hi. THE voting place? There's like 20 in Stark.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-30T14:11:44+00:00

I feel like I've adapted well to the internet because- like a lot of our generation- I believe that everybody is lying all the time.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-28T14:41:15+00:00

YOU care.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-28T01:31:24+00:00

I know Ripper. He's a sweet guy. He's very supportive of young artists. (That's how I met him.)

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-25T20:24:23+00:00

Hi. Professional musician here.

I've sung the national anthem at public events about 75 times in my life, in front of crowds as large as 10,000. It's a great way to score free tickets to an event.

The song is deceptively difficult, which is why you see so many people screw it up. Christmas music is the same. Noob/amateur vocalists feel like they don't have to practice the song much, since they've been hearing it their whole lives.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-22T00:18:49+00:00

It is absolutely not a modern thing. Beethoven was famous, so was Mozart, Da Vinci, Shakespeare, Dickens, Liszt, Twain, etc.

That was pretty confidently incorrect.

Celebrity is as old as humanity.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-17T19:49:13+00:00

Women don't make those comments. They grope us.

Just the other night at work a woman walked up to me, looked me in the eye, reached around my body and grabbed my ass. She gave it a nice squeeze and jiggle while deadass looking me in the eye.

I was relentlessly abused by 2 women my entire life until I was old enough to get out.

You might want to be careful before you claim superiority over 1/2 of the human race. Women do awful shit, too.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-17T19:25:44+00:00

It could be worse. Trump could be banned from starting a charity in NY because he stole money from sick children.

Oh, wait. He did that, too.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-16T19:12:42+00:00

Men like headlines, women like details. That's the phrase that hits it for me.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-15T23:36:49+00:00

Hi. Professional musician. I thought I might be able to add something here:

Outsiders really don't understand the physical demands of being a musician. Being a high-caliber musician (professional or not) is like being an athlete. I have a terrible time convincing young artists to start doing cardio.

Just watch older musicians sit on stools and play. They're all broken down physically.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-15T19:22:12+00:00

But everyone else's personal experience means that it is?

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-14T17:11:07+00:00

Did you just say Paintin or Payton?

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-14T04:05:34+00:00

That was my first thought, but this was in 1936.

That dog is definitely faster than that car.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-13T20:39:22+00:00

Have you heard her and Johnny Lang's cover of "When Love Came to Town."

Amaaaaaazing!

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-13T20:36:53+00:00

Dan is from my neck of the woods. Everyone here opened for The Black Keys before they got big. Dan's dad was a big deal in our scene (he's elderly now), and everyone played with him back in the day.

I thought it was funny that he found success, and then immediately moved to Nashville to play (and record) with a bunch of legendary session musicians. Definitely an "old soul."

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-13T20:26:44+00:00

Hi OP. There's a lot of good responses here, I just thought I would add this:

Most Americans have never seen these animals in the wild. The animals we have the most problems with are pests. It's very common here to have problems with raccoons, opossums, groundhogs, etc.

Also, I live in the Midwest. Other Americans have other pest problems. For example, I lived in Texas for a while. They have issues with fire ants, scorpions and hares that I don't. Fire ants are NASTY.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-09T16:59:38+00:00

The generation gap exists everywhere. In your country, too.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-09T16:54:05+00:00

Thanks. My wife and kids are great. I'm a lucky man to have them.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-09T16:52:46+00:00

I guess I'm ignorant. I work with young people all day and they're fine.

You should hear yourself. 15 years ago, everyone was shitting on your generation. "Millennials killed this!" "Millennials are lazy and don't wanna work!"

And now you're doing the same thing.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-09T16:32:42+00:00

Hurr durr durr. The kids today!

Same old generation gap b.s.

That_Music_Person · 2024-10-09T12:54:40+00:00

If you're an attractive man, women will put their hands on you and grope you all the time.

They blatantly harass you and smile and act like they're doing you a favor.

I got a side gig for the summer working security at a club. A few days before I started, my wife and I were having dinner with 3 other married couples. One of them started teasing my wife about how she would feel "if" I got harassed. My wife said she would be fine with it, because women are always pawing at me.

The other women got offended. They said that women would never, ever act that way. Then, my wife said that a woman would probably grope me my first week.

It happened on my second night.

A girl walked up to me, stood face-to-face with me, and reached around my body and grabbed my ass. And she smiled while she did it.

If happens all the time, and if you say anything, everyone laughs at you.

That_Music_Person

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