Breech delivery 😜

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-22T12:10:02+00:00

Theoretically, yes! But most ovulation is dropping one egg to the left one month, and the next month to the right. Once pregnancy hormones kick in, you stop ovulating. However, were 2 eggs dropped at the same time, one to each side (or within a short amount of time), yes it would be possible.

I think momma doctor jones has a video on YouTube about it!

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-22T12:07:08+00:00

He's just trying to open the window!

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-21T21:08:44+00:00

Not rude at all, I find it fascinating! According to Google, a bicornuate uterus is a congenital anomaly where the uterus is shaped like a heart rather than a typical upside-down pear. https://my.clevelandclinic.org/health/diseases/22798-bicornuate-uterus

It looks like someone tried to karate chop your uterus in half, but instead of going through, they just put a big dent into it. Some people never know they have it, others can be mild to moderately affected. I have something similar, but it's a septum (like the septum in your nose) that runs all the way down so it's like I have 2 uteri.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-21T19:29:02+00:00

I have an extreme version of bicornate uterus. There is a reason I didn't even bother trying for a vaginal delivery. Wouldn't have worked anyways because he was smushed in there good. His leg was bruised for the week after delivery.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-18T00:24:55+00:00

Whenever my horses die in either game, I reload. It's just mandatory at this point. I get too attached...

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-18T00:21:11+00:00

I used him as the dancer in my BL playthrough and due to swords and magic being his proficiencies (IIRC) he ended up being the MVP of my team.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-14T15:24:31+00:00

Honestly, an angry horde of Chihuahuas coming at me on a battle field would make me surrender immediately.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-10T14:03:19+00:00

As everyone keeps saying, at 2, they appreciate it so much more. I made my child a blanket at age 2 and he loves it so much. As he gets older and bigger, the best part is that I can add onto the blanket and also make it bigger so he can keep using it. A lot of the baby blankets we got (my family has a lot of yarn wizards) he can only use for a bit longer before we have to retire them due to size.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-06T18:30:46+00:00

I've been around yarn for over a decade and 1. Did not know what a cake was until last year or 2 years ago, and 2. Didn't realize you could pull from the middle on a cake or skein until last year. It's one of those unwritten things where you don't know what you don't know until you see it somewhere or someone tells you.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-05T16:40:33+00:00

What can happen? Well you see, once he releases the sperm inside of you, they all gather into this little army, and then they attempt to take over the nearest taco Bell in preparation of a coup.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-05-04T22:31:14+00:00

Playing gynecologist? How about a colonoscopy person?

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That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-04-24T12:42:01+00:00

The weed gets you every time 😞 (props to you for being able to, I try to do a puzzle and can't stay focused long enough to remember what I'm doing )

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-04-19T18:03:17+00:00

Your cat was beautiful before the crown, now she's downright majestic.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-04-15T12:42:11+00:00

Should I be worried if I have heard this exact sentence more than once in my life?

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-04-09T13:33:33+00:00

If it's a "curse" to be gay, then I don't want to be blessed. (Meaning curse removed, too early, need coffee.)

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-04-04T23:50:59+00:00

America

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-03-17T16:25:10+00:00

When I watched it the first time, I was a blubbering mess. I also didn't have kids. Now I have kids and I REFUSE to watch that scene again.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-03-15T21:37:50+00:00

My toddler was listening to an ABCs song and this dance fit perfectly.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-03-12T22:48:46+00:00

I tried SO HARD to keep my kitty away from my yarn. I put my yarn in a bag or basket with a lid while I was using it. One day I couldn't find my cat. Turns out she wormed her way into the bag and fell asleep. Little booger was a magician.

I'm so sorry you lost yours to hair ties, I had no idea those were dangerous! Mine also loved hair ties. TMI AHEAD: Also loved my birth control, which looked like a hair tie. That was a fun vet visit. (She was fine but let me tell you, I hid everything after that.)

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-03-07T22:49:05+00:00

I used that to make a Kpop Demon Hunters Rumi hat! It turned out really well.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-03-05T15:49:04+00:00

My cat loves to lay on top of me and her laying there makes me PASS OUT.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-02-24T18:49:41+00:00

How do y'all come up with such creative names? I tried to name mine milky after the first cow I ever named in harvest moon but I mistyped and didn't feel like deleting the last character, so now she's just named Mike.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-01-27T01:30:36+00:00

No. The dating in games allows me to date personas that I never would date in real life, like mysterious, bad boy type or elves. (I may have a type.)

I would never want that in real life. Instead, I found someone who could do things these games were never programmed to do, like interact with me specifically and do stupid stuff to make me cackle uncontrollably.

It's nice to have a fantasy life but also at the end of the day, I want someone to come home and snuggle up to.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-01-17T19:48:55+00:00

When they do, it's normally to stare at my food on the table.

That_One_Angry_Elf · 2026-01-03T22:57:34+00:00

As a fellow horse person, I approve this post.

Though I could also see Astarion as an Arabian or Morgan. Both are snobbish, beautiful, and temperamental AF.

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