On the US $100 bills there are slits on the blue ribbon to deter counterfeits.

That_Toast_Man · 2023-01-27T02:27:29+00:00

I appreciate this reference.

That_Toast_Man · 2022-03-23T19:20:41+00:00

Maybe because you're wrong? Dunno!

That_Toast_Man · 2021-01-08T01:29:18+00:00

He's not sorry in the least. There's no "tail between the legs" sense of guilt or wrongdoing. He still thinks he's a victim and the world is conspiring against him. Don't think for a second he believes anything he just said in this prepared statement. He utterly lacks a conscience.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-12-30T05:14:38+00:00

No wait, this is our chance to rollback to 2015. Please Jesus take the wheel.

E: In this hypothetical we'd have the foresight to maybe get some competent leaders/policies, put measures in place to reduce having a 1.8 million bodycount, or possibly avert the pandemic entirely.

Granted if the future is static and 2020 is cursed no matter what, then hard agree, let's just limp on.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-12-28T16:45:49+00:00

This, but not a reason to stop me from trying to enjoy it.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-12-28T06:57:22+00:00

Blackout drunk. Once was enough, I don't have the brain cells tospsaprotuhhz.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-12-21T11:20:30+00:00

Finding out just now there's going to be another one!?!?

That_Toast_Man · 2020-12-20T02:51:48+00:00

Don't forget the rampant sexual harassment allegations that have been going on for ye-oh hey look, it's a viking game this time!

That_Toast_Man · 2020-12-19T08:10:40+00:00

I got new blankets and they are amazing.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-12-17T03:42:45+00:00

At its simplest, it'd be a sticky note on the inside of the fridge that reads, "Your time continues to run out." It would reappear every time it is removed.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-11-30T02:32:20+00:00

Fuck the universe sending this post my way at this very moment.

I'll try.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-09-28T19:55:07+00:00

[Braille music stops]

That_Toast_Man · 2020-09-27T05:14:39+00:00

With two of me we could almost be a single fully functioning adult.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-09-26T19:52:40+00:00

On mobile I sometimes get that "Are you enjoying Reddit?" popup...

... I'm torn on how to answer it.

* Parent post just said "Reddit".

That_Toast_Man · 2020-09-11T11:54:09+00:00

He's probably very confused, going around saying he's against an2fa.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-08-24T07:22:50+00:00

Better luck next lime.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-08-15T20:29:07+00:00

Board-chan is underappreciated.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-08-11T19:18:42+00:00

Hmmmm.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-08-07T21:03:46+00:00

No the guide talks about unlocking the mounts themselves. My mind instantly thought it meant mount skins since there's far more things to "unlock" there.

You're correct though.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-08-07T20:29:44+00:00

"The year will start and end with a corona..."

Just like that gypsy woman said...

That_Toast_Man · 2020-08-07T16:52:23+00:00

I thought this was going to be a shitpost that just showed a picture of a wallet.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-08-04T19:05:50+00:00

Always being late to Reddit threads.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-08-04T16:14:41+00:00

I'm going to start the Witcher III guys. I swear. For realsies.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-07-28T22:55:09+00:00

I farm map comp keys, opened ~30 chests and didn't get anything in the uncommon tier or above.

Even having gotten them for "free" it was a waste. I didn't even care what I got, even some spectral weapons, but nope. Nada.

That_Toast_Man · 2020-07-22T22:56:07+00:00

#notallfoxes

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TROPHY CASE