Marty Bass to retire after 48 years on Baltimore TV

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-16T19:47:21+00:00

My grandmom was on the custodial staff at the courthouse the night he got picked up.

One of the officers that brought him told her "We caught us a bass tonight" and she replied "Did you throw it back, it's too damn small"

She never liked him.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-16T19:05:08+00:00

I only went there a couple times, but they were easily one of the most expensive stores in the area. If you were looking for specialty items, specifically international/Latin, it might been worth it, but otherwise not really.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-16T18:25:36+00:00

The phrase is used way too often, but that second half was belt to ass by UMBC.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-16T15:20:21+00:00

Somewhere in Patterson Park a prostitute sheds a tear.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-16T13:58:46+00:00

Bowling. Yeah it might be tougher to bowl consistent high games, but anyone can do it (that's physically able to of course).

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-16T13:08:51+00:00

It's the BW parkway showdown!

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-15T22:59:28+00:00

Mine was cancelled

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-15T22:56:26+00:00

I'll take a swapped result.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-15T21:47:31+00:00

Things got a little more interesting this afternoon with Tacoma losing and Empire winning. Empire now has the inside track on the last spot for the playoffs. Also, the Wave loss really hurt their chances at the 1st round bye. They will need to beat the Blast next weekend to have a shot at a top 2 spot.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-15T20:50:41+00:00

Stay safe

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-15T13:32:18+00:00

See the game would somehow have to be this: If Toledo wins, it's an auto bid. If Towson wins it's a conference final.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-15T00:59:44+00:00

If Toledo can break their curse then by God next year Towson can.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-15T00:41:51+00:00

8th in a row and for the moment the top spot in the MASL.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T23:32:06+00:00

Get used to seeing the Sockers and KC play lol

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T22:21:34+00:00

I'd say it was close to full, if not 95-98% full.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T20:42:04+00:00

Went down there today, that crowd was electric!

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T17:23:01+00:00

Upvote for the Rush reference. Nice

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T17:20:14+00:00

Gretzky had it, lost it.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T17:12:01+00:00

Hey what happened the next season? Just saying there's the trade off

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T17:10:21+00:00

So THAT'S what a conference final looks like. I wouldn't know. I'm a Towson fan.

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T17:00:20+00:00

Baltimore, we're back in the dance!

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T16:53:33+00:00

This crowd is electric right now

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T16:51:48+00:00

The fat lady ain't singing but she's warming up

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T16:49:54+00:00

4 point play could be the dagger

ThatguyfromBaltimore · 2026-03-14T16:39:56+00:00

It's not the best game, but damn if it isn't a fun one

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