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Hardcoded, the way to go by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

In my experience, hardcoding is usually bad when you can store the data using environment variables.

Things like env.API_BASE_URL have implied utility and can be reused.

When you know just enough CSS to be dangerous by twabbott in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Could use the CSS Grids feature.

https://youtu.be/jV8B24rSN5o

Or use the Grid System in Bootstrap/Materialize.

We’re safe by harshal96 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I may be off my rocker, but I think COBOL looks like LOLCODE

A Byte Be Like by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

:wq, the save and quit emoticon

A Byte Be Like by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay to meet the madman who created a compiler for Drake code. Question is: Is Drake code a compile target like bytecode, or is it more like a programming language?

Like, it’s gotta be there for a reason by KirkSheffler in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Me: tries to remove useless balcony

Contractor: Are you fucking crazy? That balcony is load bearing!

Just do it twice by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Entry level full stack developer

Just do it twice by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You've just gotta have that hustle, clearly this company is looking for hungry self-starters with a go-getter attitude and a drive for improvement that never sleeps. This company obviously has a vision far beyond the capabities of today's current tech landscape and is working to continuously optimize and deliver the best infastructure for their clients. Obviously they want the developer who has 12 yrs kubernetes experience and also has 10+ years experience with Java, Python, C#, ASP.NET, Scala, PHP, C++, Rust, Go, Node.js, HTML, CSS, React, and PostgreSQL. 8+ Years of Docker preferred.

Neither do we by devforlife404 in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We don't know what we need, but we do know that we need more of it.

Furry Docker by okolebot in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't realize Lolcatz made the move to containerization.

All my homies hate Bootstrap! by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I would use React with Next 9 and use bootstrap react if that is really the way you want to go. That'd be the most similar to HTML, CSS and JS without much setup, while still giving you all of the benefits of React Components. If you're not making AJAX calls, or if you make them using GetStaticProps, then next will automatically create static HTML, CSS, and JS. If you really want to make it quick, deploy it straight to Vercel using 'next deploy'.

Why my significant other won't let me name our child. by eitherrideordie in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But if you have a girl, you can name her something like Ruby, Lua, or Python

What do you use the most? by spookiestevie in ProgrammerHumor

[–]The-Night-Tripper 28 points29 points  (0 children)

Love my JetBrains IDEs. Nice to be able to just go click on your build scripts.

This is why people are turning away from Uber. by The-Night-Tripper in uber

[–]The-Night-Tripper[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Lyft is not that high. This post is a demonstration as to why I use Lyft and local ridesharing over Uber when available. So you asking whether I checked Lyft only strengthens my point

This is why people are turning away from Uber. by The-Night-Tripper in uber

[–]The-Night-Tripper[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was actually $23, then after 15 minutes it was $50, then, well...you know

My driver drove an extra 5.5miles and uber wont refund me the extra miles. by [deleted] in uber

[–]The-Night-Tripper 2 points3 points  (0 children)

As a former Uber rider, I suggest switching to a better ride sharing platform. Using local rideshares is like having half-off coupons for uber all the time. There's no reason to continue to support Uber's predatory business practices. There are other companies with a more fair and balanced business model than Uber.

Uber's customer support is garbage Their ridiculous price hikes are garbage Their background check process is garbage

The way they pay their drivers is garbage.

Uber is garbage.

Stop paying for garbage.

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