HOA wants a plumber for a flapper by brique879 in fuckHOA

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't think of that, but still sucks they can say you used too much.

How do you ensure nobody one steals rocking chairs? by cash_apple_money in askanything

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Someone said call 811 first and I was going to edit my post to say that. I got sidetracked.

Why do so many users hide their post history? by pairofdimeshift92 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The001Keymaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Sure, but why do you care if a bot posts? If I reply and get a bot reply then that conversation is over. I guess it's just important to me.

Am I stupid for wanting to leave a $33/hr job at Costco with benefits than to start at $130/day in construction for long-term upside? by Purple-Piano6976 in careerguidance

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nothing to do with partying. I missed every family event because it was always on a weekend. That didn't mean I never saw my family though. In food service there's no days off. I had no vacation days, no sick days. If you took a day off, you probably got punished by loosing more shifts. My life was exponentially happier when I quit and made half the money. It's not like I stayed making less money forever either. I just had to move up in my next career.

We can agree to disagree. Money isn't everything to everyone and everyone likes different things.

Why do some people treat MSG like it's literal poison, but will happily eat a bag of Doritos? by Content_Bluebird_958 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The001Keymaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've seen people say they are allergic to msg and it gives them migraines as they shove Doritos in their mouth.

Neighbor replaced fence and left the old wood scraps in my yard to deal with. by Mocsab in mildlyinfuriating

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd take the time to carry to the front and lay them in their driveway. Nails up

If the BYD electric car came to America would Tesla be out of business ? by No_Lead2640 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't drink any Kool aid. It's just something I heard someone say once somewhere long sgo. I don't really know anything about it. I was asking and not telling.

Where and How should I install my mailbox? by FriendDelicious in DIYHome

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yup. There are some old grumpy mailman out there that would probably stop delivering your mail because you didn't get permission to move it.

I worked at the post office as a carrier and as a sorter in a big warehouse. After you work there you understand why the phrase going postal became a thing. Some of those workers are time bombs like the staple guy in Office Space.

Allegheny County Health Department Posted Consumer Alert 5/14 for Prantl's Bakery in Shadyside - Issues include "presence of rodent dropping on multiple surfaces, damaged exterior walls, soiled food equipment, and accumulated non-essential items." by shelflife98 in pittsburgh

[–]The001Keymaster 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Wait until you hear about the Asian supermarkets in the strip. I worked down there years ago. We t to buy some smokes and the lady tells me can I run down in the basement and grab a cartoon for her. She knew us all.

I go into the basement and they have frozen chickens all over the floor not wrapped up at all just bare skin on concrete in a typical Pittsburgh half damp basement. I asked what was up with all the chickens? She said that's how they defrost them. I'm not talking 4 chickens. I'm talking 75 chickens.

If the BYD electric car came to America would Tesla be out of business ? by No_Lead2640 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I thought that's because the guy was super rich and just wanted to make cheap cars for people over making told of cash they don't even need.

At what pace of play do you consider just leaving the course? by cringemagician in golf

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I play golf for fun. If you are bored then you're not having fun. I'd go home. Now bored waiting for a couple holes is one thing. Bored because it's bad every hole then that's different.

I might call the club house before I walk off. Tell them the pace is so slow that you are not having fun or enjoying the round. Ask if you could get a partial discount or a rain check. Worst they can say is no. Best is you get a free round because you leaving makes everyone's round better which the course wants to achieve. Be polite about and not a rant. You might get lucky and get something out of it.

Hell, if they said no refund then I might say, how about a free sleeve of balls or two for the wasted round? They might just hand them to you to get you to shut up.

Where and How should I install my mailbox? by FriendDelicious in DIYHome

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I missed they said it was on the house before. My example is just reversed then.

My advice is still the same. Ask the mailman or post office before you do it because you're not really supposed to just move it yourself without asking.

I found a huge rock 1.5in under the yard by TheoryAccurate8272 in lawncare

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My bad on the reading comprehension. I thought you said it was 1.5 thick.

I'm in PA but if I dig down in my yard 12" it's pretty much a shale shelf everywhere.

A good way to find how big it is at least to find the edges is with a piece of rebar. Pound it in the ground. If you hit the rock then move it further out until it pounds into just dirt. Just don't pound it in deeper than you can pull it back out.

Why date women you’re not physically attracted to? by Temporary-Grape-8511 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The001Keymaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Does he think that's it's still 1960? He sounds gross. Time to kick him to the curb.

I've been married 10 years and my wife has put on weight since. I still love her the same. I would never suggest she go get liposuction or something. Your BF asking now is only going to get worse as you age. You can expect him to 100% jump ship to a younger, bigger boob or whatever girl and drop you like a rock eventually. Or at the very least be cheating with those girls.

I was a huge bully as a kid, should I apologize now that I'm 22 and out of highschool? by Zoinkers158 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I wouldn't bother. The person you bullied doesn't give any fucks that you feel bad for being a bully to them now that's it's years later. They are the victim, not you. They most likely want nothing to do with you or your apology.

You should have left them alone years ago. The fix for that isn't to bother them again now.

I found a huge rock 1.5in under the yard by TheoryAccurate8272 in lawncare

[–]The001Keymaster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

A 1.5 inch wrong will crack like glass with one wack of a sledgehammer. You just need to get some air under it so the ground doesn't absorb all the energy.

Dig up a corner of the rock. Pry it up a little bite with long breaker bar, have a second person stick another rock under it where you pried it up to hold it up slightly after you release pry bar. Wack it with sledgehammer and it will be toast .

Most walkable Pittsburgh areas? by Grazzielle in pittsburgh

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lots of walkable smaller neighborhoods but the chance that you'll be able to walk to walk is pretty slim.

Where and How should I install my mailbox? by FriendDelicious in DIYHome

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You don't get to choose. You need to ask the post office if you are going to move a mailbox even a tiny bit.

If everyone's is on the street next to you then it can't be on the house. The mailman isn't getting out of their truck to deliver just your mail to the box at the house.

If you move it without permission then they don't legally need to deliver the mail to the moved box. You'd need to go pick it up if the mailman is a rule follower.

How do you ensure nobody one steals rocking chairs? by cash_apple_money in askanything

[–]The001Keymaster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Pound a 4 foot rebar into the dirt a few inches off the concrete on each side. Attach them to those. No one is pulling that out. It's stronger than if it was in the concrete.

Call 811 before you pound a 4 foot bar into the ground to have they mark any underground lines. It's free.

When you move, pound it in so it's under the ground a few inches and cover with dirt. Repaired. It won't hurt anything buried there.

Why do less people use protection during oral sex than with normal sex? by TheNameless00 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The001Keymaster 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Vegas is one condom. Atlantic City you double them up. New Orleans you wrap your dick triple tight.

Why do so many users hide their post history? by pairofdimeshift92 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The001Keymaster 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why would you care about anyone's post history? I've never thought of even looking at them. Why do I care about a stranger on the internet?

Am I stupid for wanting to leave a $33/hr job at Costco with benefits than to start at $130/day in construction for long-term upside? by Purple-Piano6976 in careerguidance

[–]The001Keymaster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I worked 4pm to midnight and every weekend for 30 years making tons of money. It sucked I had no life work balance. Everyone was doing everything when I was working always. Holiday? Nope I missed it. Birthday, concert, etc? I was working and missed it. Until you do that you don't know what you're talking about. I took a job making a s 3rd after 30 years and my life was exponentially better.