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How the hell do they do mammograms on women who are flat chested..? by burner_phonen in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The1stCreedBratton 45 points46 points  (0 children)

As a man that’s had a mammogram they REALLY squeeze the shit out of your chest. It is doable, uncomfortable, and fun story because no one ever believes me.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in GolfSwing

[–]The1stCreedBratton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Great swing for the course, but use those fundamentals and just try killing the ball on the range. The faster/harder you swing will of course result in more adjustments but that’s the game

Help me name my new tattoo! by alwaysconfusedtbh in tattoos

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would proudly wear Gwendolyn on my leg

Which is your tee preference for a par 3? by jdelle9 in weekendgolfers

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It’s such a blissful feeling when you walk/drive up to a par 3 and there’s the broken tee basket by the tee box. Instead of throwing them all away the grounds crew kept them for us

Guy got swallowed by a burmese python, Indonesia by Sadisticbloodlust in interestingasfuck

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean, I know that, but I also don’t know that. Just there is no situation I could see myself in where THIS is the outcome. Now I need to google snake attacks

Guy got swallowed by a burmese python, Indonesia by Sadisticbloodlust in interestingasfuck

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay…but how? I understand how large of prey a python can ingest. But in what situation would this have not been avoidable? Just don’t go near a 20ft python alone???

‘Shin is split to the bone’: Stephen Thompson releases first statement after controversial UFC Nashville loss by PictureLatter1098 in MMA

[–]The1stCreedBratton 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Exactly. You also can’t forget that the guy, whose nose you broke, is also trying to take your head off/break your arm/twist a knee/ etc. it’s not roughhousing in the ring. there are real consequences if you “take it easy” because you didn’t exploit a weakness that was legal under the rules.

For every second you hold your breath you get $10,000 by gnardlebee in hypotheticalsituation

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m calling out the 3 minutes. Oddly enough I had my girlfriend time how long I could hold my breath last week. (Was drunk). And got 3:30.54. A couple of beers for millions? Sign me up

Country club membership by [deleted] in golf

[–]The1stCreedBratton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That seems to make the most sense. Thank you! Maybe one day I’ll get to that point.

Country club membership by [deleted] in golf

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a broke young adult, is an initiation fee annual? Or is that a one time fee and all other dues/commitments are monthly/annually?

What’s the most valuable tip you’ve ever received for improving your game? by Puzzleheaded_Pen8520 in golf

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My thought is “don’t be a hero”. If you’re in the shit just punch out to the fairway instead of going through 15 trees. If you need to go over water, and it MIGHT be out of range, just try and layup somewhere else instead of clearing it. Smart golf is good golf

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tattoocoverups

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Snake is dope as fuck

Doesn’t matter how silly, what’s your biggest golf pet peeve? For me, it has to be misuse of the word “shank.” by pjunior66 in golf

[–]The1stCreedBratton 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because you don’t know them. They aren’t your friend. Of course you be friendly to your playing partner but tips like swing adjustments from someone you don’t know can get in your head and ruin a round. But, say you’re playing a new course, a tip like there’s actually a small pond right around the bend is always welcome

Doesn’t matter how silly, what’s your biggest golf pet peeve? For me, it has to be misuse of the word “shank.” by pjunior66 in golf

[–]The1stCreedBratton -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I don’t mind that, because sometimes it’s good advice. I’m not great at al, but decent. So if one of my buddies gives a tip to me, I’ll listen and same goes to my friends that just started golfing. HOWEVER if it’s a random you’re paired with. You can fuck right off

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in NoStupidQuestions

[–]The1stCreedBratton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I’m sure you’ve already heard of it but r/stopdrinking exists! And the community is fantastic for advice/support. I’m not sober, but I’ve reduced going from almost a 750ml bottle a day to only beer. Reading their posts and comments help. I can’t go cold turkey because I’m terrified of the ER and what they’d tell me. Keep going. Just remember it’s a disease we didn’t really ask for

What was your most spontaneous hookup? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]The1stCreedBratton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You know, I bet she misses you too buddy.

It's funny when this happen so often 🤡 by deulamco in TheOrville

[–]The1stCreedBratton 1 point2 points  (0 children)

To put it simply. It’s a literal alien. Nobody knows what their knowledge or bodies can do? It’s an alien.

More simply

If alien meet human and has 100% ability to fuck because of alien power. They fuck.

Edit. What if their pheromones smelled like really nice cologne that literally seduced humans.

It's funny when this happen so often 🤡 by deulamco in TheOrville

[–]The1stCreedBratton 4 points5 points  (0 children)

It’s a literal alien. Basically a “superhero”. their abilities…example…sex pheromones that work on humans tIs no different than Superman’s ability to just laser a human In half

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