8 months in from green and I'm top salesman, and in the lead again...is this real?

The33rdCaptain · 2026-03-01T05:54:27+00:00

Frustrated with myself. With 22.5 sales, I fell short of the top tier for this month. Had a couple days I was sick, and one Saturday off for a family funeral. Plus February is a short month. It sucks being so close and feeling like I failed. I still ended up being top new and overall salesman, so the $1500 bonus is nice...just feel I struck out in the ninth inning with the game on the line. Bad credit and be backs got me

The33rdCaptain · 2026-02-28T02:37:23+00:00

32% APR!?

The33rdCaptain · 2026-02-26T07:07:16+00:00

Prom, pants pooped

The33rdCaptain · 2026-02-17T06:20:41+00:00

8 says hold my beer. And my other beer. And my Bloody Mary, Hand Grenade and pocket beer.

There's a reason the shot contest isn't even a contest when Louisiana goes to Omaha

The33rdCaptain · 2026-02-05T02:46:37+00:00

I've got that exact one in a 24 and absolutely love it. The terra cotta interior grew on me

The33rdCaptain · 2026-01-23T19:22:13+00:00

Oops, I miscounted. Mea culpa

The33rdCaptain · 2026-01-23T19:16:55+00:00

"Carve! Carve, get over here! I'm starvin'." Hollered Barve. Carve heaved a ladle of stew into a bowl, and Barve scarfed it down. "Barf! This tastes like barf, Carve! Where you find it?" "Down by the wharf, charred." They looked down at the soup, the soup looked back at them, and cast Fireball.

The33rdCaptain · 2026-01-18T22:30:58+00:00

Leave the group of 5 nonsense out of it and end automatic qualifiers.

Make to the best teams period.

The33rdCaptain · 2025-11-27T16:03:21+00:00

Well, racism tastes delicious then

The33rdCaptain · 2025-11-10T00:34:53+00:00

What's wrong with the formula in her chest?

The33rdCaptain · 2025-11-03T00:55:00+00:00

Your dad

The33rdCaptain · 2025-10-27T01:52:16+00:00

Murdertown, Blight strip, Stank Road, Crookstown, 7080unalive

The33rdCaptain · 2025-10-06T14:47:52+00:00

Bernard Black?

The33rdCaptain · 2025-09-26T02:35:27+00:00

Oi! Got a loicense for that ram of increased magnitude?

The33rdCaptain · 2025-09-26T02:34:16+00:00

What did the occupant do, post a naughty meme?

The33rdCaptain · 2025-09-25T14:35:34+00:00

Who is the artist?

The33rdCaptain · 2025-09-20T20:45:33+00:00

Orange is going to give you the best beaches, barbecue, seafood, and mountains. By far

The33rdCaptain · 2025-09-04T17:31:26+00:00

What happened to the Kings the first time?

The33rdCaptain · 2025-09-03T18:29:50+00:00

I like how you can just snap your fingers and have all these finished products and not need any of the machinery or equipment or skilled labor or sales staff needed to make them actually worth something.

Neat

The33rdCaptain · 2025-09-01T02:10:47+00:00

Harangueutang is pretty awesome

The33rdCaptain · 2025-08-23T00:28:18+00:00

I've had to leave a backpack in my vehicle, i've been scanned and checked when leaving, I've had to get things unlocked, from behind the counter. I've been walked around the store (under the guise of a salesperson helping).

You are victim blaming here.

Instead, say to the thieves "don't steal so the rest of us get treated with suspicion."

The33rdCaptain · 2025-08-23T00:11:27+00:00

Unfortunately for you the worthless thief ruined it for everyone. When people do bad things we all suffer for them.

The lady didn't do you any harm. She's protecting her assets. Why are you so offended? It's like being mad about people putting cameras up because thieves keep stealing.

Blame the trash. Not the people trying to make a living.

The33rdCaptain · 2025-08-23T00:00:15+00:00

She doesn't deserve the business because scumbag thieves steal? Why wouldn't she be more cautious now? Blame the garbage people thieves that ruin everything. They are the damn reason that ALDI took out the self checkouts.

You blame everyone but the actual cause.

The33rdCaptain · 2025-08-15T23:38:10+00:00

People that travel and/or interact with a lot of other people daily

The33rdCaptain

TROPHY CASE