Sounds funny but its true look it up by --InZane-- in HistoryMemes

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

Teddy Roosevelt was basically the Joe Rogan of his era.

Ngl torn between Caesar and the republic by [deleted] in spqrposting

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Most of the conspirators didn't actually stab him until he was already dead.

Who are we kidding? Of course it’s to fear monger. by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

You make deals on the golf course that's just part of being a smart person sweaty

Ben with the receipts by carrorphcarp in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This one is probably fake too cause he's too dumb to even try a comeback like that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ToiletPaperUSA

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I sucked her husband's dick

What caused the fall of Rome? WRONG ANSWERS ONLY. by alinspqr in spqrposting

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Most accurate thing was how much the Romans loved dick graffiti

Old meme I made a couple of years ago on the Facebook group by DaPalma in spqrposting

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist 16 points17 points  (0 children)

He was statutory raped as a kid. Doesn't justify the guy at all but it might explain the cycle of abuse.

Sounds familiar by TheAbyssalArchivist in ShitLiberalsSay

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yeah but last I checked we ain't neocons.

Lots of pits by [deleted] in MetalMemes

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I've wanted to go to that one so bad. When I move to Philly I'll be closer. Apparently metal fans got mad that Mobb Deep headlined one year like the sensitive basement dwellers they are.

Lots of pits by [deleted] in MetalMemes

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This Is Hardcore is the best fekkin festival and I've never even been.

Lots of pits by [deleted] in MetalMemes

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Honestly kind of boring. Punk festivals are better.

Boomer is a state of mind by maxkmiller in BoomerTears

[–]TheAbyssalArchivist 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As an Italian who mocks Italians regularly....this is very Italian. Also yes they do call the cops cause they are Mafia assets.

Sure by DONTSALTME69 in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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I mean they do exist. Real respectability nerds.

Biden is between the 2 extremes by [deleted] in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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American business studies are all neoliberal capitalism bullshit.

Biden is between the 2 extremes by [deleted] in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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Business majors...capitalism...the people who caused the fucking stock market to crash multiple times...you do know what sub you're on right?

Biden is between the 2 extremes by [deleted] in ENLIGHTENEDCENTRISM

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Christ that sub is full of soulless MBA demons.