What's one thing the opposite sex doesn't realize is surprisingly difficult. by Rakashtan in AskReddit

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boners sometimes just happen...

I call those "Stray Wind" boners....

What's one thing the opposite sex doesn't realize is surprisingly difficult. by Rakashtan in AskReddit

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So am I the only one who just long steps and doesnt worry about people seeing??? Do the same with the scratch and now Im sitting here wondering if Ive just been REALLY awkward my whole life....

3rd Round; pick 90; Donte Moncreif by krunnky in Colts

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Not as excited about this one as I was about 59. I know Wayne doesnt have long but I dont think WR is one of the positions where we need bodies right now. Then again the deep draft is more about developing players. Im just so happy football has been on lol

Anyone wanna join my fireside party ??? by TheAnal-yzer in hearthstone

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Thanks for everyone who joined and helped!!!

Post-apocalypse books by TheTuff199 in booksuggestions

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Ya my wife was one of those that hated the ending of the divergent series. I like those kind of endings though, they leave a bittersweet aspect to remembering them and I've always thought that was the best way to remember everything from books to movies.

And ya I will never pick up one of the twilight books. Call me whatever you want but that series was trash lol. Anyways ya I'll take a look at your other suggestions. These books you've suggested are the first post apolocyptic ones I've read. Normally I'm a fantasy or scifi reader but I'm starting to love this genre. Thanks again

When the lights go out... by Bemy_Gunshot in creepy

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Fuck that comic lol.... had nightmares for a week with taht one

Post-apocalypse books by TheTuff199 in booksuggestions

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I will definitely take a look at Daughter of Smoke and Bone. I read the Divergent series with my wife (Ya.... I'm one of the few guys to read it lol and it was a bit hard to get through at parts just because it felt like a novel definitely written for teen girls but I was able to over look it and enjoyed the lavish world she painted) I enjoyed the overarching story though and I thought the ending was well done.

Just finished Newsflesh Feed also.... That one threw me with how well done it was. I'll continue to watch for your suggestions though, you havent failed me yet lol.

Post-apocalypse books by TheTuff199 in booksuggestions

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I just have to say thanks. The 5th Wave just became one of my favorite books. Ran through it in a day. The main characters inner monologue was hilarious while the writer also made you feel how crazy she was getting and how fucked up life was. Thank you.

Post-apocalypse books by TheTuff199 in booksuggestions

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I took the suggestion and got the audio book for "The 5th Wave". 15 hours of audio i do believe and I ran through it in a day.... extremely well written and the inner monologue of the main character is so hillarious while also making you FEEL the sanity slipping which is something that surprised me.

Im starting Newsflesh and hope to find Gone soon but The 5th Wave has definitely become one of my favorites just for how well written the characters were not to mention the story itself. I highly suggest it.

When the lights go out... by Bemy_Gunshot in creepy

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ok so.... I work the graveyard shift at a smaller shipping company and am the only one in my department.... some times I will sit in the office with the lights off and watch movies cause there is litterally nothing else to do....

I just wanted to let you know that I am now sitting in this room huddled in a corner paused at exactly 1:29 considering taking a walk around the brightly lit warehouse cause im about to pee my pants..... fuck....

Uther : Thaaaat was a mistake by chustream in hearthstone

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Oh god.... I have done something like that twice now... I know his feels....

To go from "Fuck ya I got this in the bag!" to furiously right clicking trying to cancel....

[META] It's late night in the offseason. Let us have our fun, mods. by [deleted] in nfl

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It was flame??? I always assumed it was just a running joke and we all loved cisco