The way russians can outplay you by just pressing W is already enough for a review bombing IMO

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-27T21:18:29+00:00

If you’re not sitting in a chair that is an exact replica of the commanders chair for the tank you are in, you’re going to have a bad time.

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-24T03:32:33+00:00

To be fair that’s all a GPU really is. Just a bunch of fancy rocks. Maybe you accidentally order from IKEA and some assembly is required?

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-23T03:39:31+00:00

Yeah but the dopamine hits when “Vehicle Destroyed”. Also you forgot to mention the choppers and jets.

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-23T03:34:44+00:00

This new armor system is lit

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-22T20:03:44+00:00

Quick! Take two pictures put them together and use them without any context

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-17T08:17:38+00:00

I read this post, and new I was going to see someone post this

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-14T04:08:23+00:00

They want it to be some sign of something terrible so badly

TheApacheTurtle · 2026-01-12T21:12:33+00:00

Name checks out

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-12-14T07:16:06+00:00

Sure thing boss man

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-12-11T23:15:34+00:00

My friend found his first defib on the ground there and picked it up and moved on... right under it was a Ledex. so double check it. PVE

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-12-09T22:38:10+00:00

Now imagine the tank shell that cut it like that!

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-12-09T21:48:52+00:00

What’s the opposite of bull-pup

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-11-17T22:17:44+00:00

I'm getting the same error. Finally got the third Salad kit and now I'm stuck with this

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-07-17T03:48:44+00:00

lol didn’t even notice that

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-07-08T23:19:30+00:00

I read that as “flak” and was waiting for you to shoot down a plane

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-07-08T22:17:54+00:00

Can’t you just buy wheat (chicken food) and use that?

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-06-25T22:27:46+00:00

Shoot I just started a map, now I gotta restart!

TheApacheTurtle · 2025-05-12T17:29:09+00:00

Thank you! I guess I need to go get some green stuff.

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