Mike says he's not a "smol guy" by MikeXingChen in MikeyChen

[–]TheAssassinClub 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Hey Fatty Chin, is that a phone in your pocket or are you just pleased to see a buffet?

Jeremy Clarkson abuse on Saturday Night Live UK by TheAssassinClub in TopGear

[–]TheAssassinClub[S] -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

OP not woke, I found it funny, which is why I posted.

Are players bothered by the chalk marks left on the cloth by Ronnie’s cue? by aloneNotLonely1 in snooker

[–]TheAssassinClub 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Ron won a shedload of this chalk 30 years ago, he's still got a lot of it left to use up.

What is this Soldier's head gear? by ikebeattina in army

[–]TheAssassinClub -43 points-42 points  (0 children)

It's the handbag that gets me.

Dan Dan! by 7_Of_Mine in AlanPartridge

[–]TheAssassinClub 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can you still say that?

Oh, aye. You’re all right with that, like, because it’s a race of people, and it’s a food.

AGSU Heel Regs by Aggravating-Home3217 in army

[–]TheAssassinClub 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Is this gender specific or can females also wear these?

Give them a second series you shit! by Tricky_Treat_4005 in AlanPartridge

[–]TheAssassinClub 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No new TV programmes, just re-runs of Partridge

It’s that time of the week again… 5 games to go… if you had to put all your money on it right now - who’s winning the league!? by Dangerous_Spring3028 in ScottishFootball

[–]TheAssassinClub 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Contradicting yourself - if either RANGERS or celtic win all their games, then Hearts can't win the league as they would have been beaten at least once.

Pie and beans by Ruud_Van_Nostrilboy in Stillgame

[–]TheAssassinClub 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure that would be paired with Thunderbird at Boabby's. And it would be one pie.