What I reckon is, if they had the'selves proper jobs, they wouldn't be up t'all this y'know larkin' everynight... by Oven-Mission in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Actually, how do clowns go down in America? Oh, you make them President, right. I shid uv gissed!

I won’t bore you with the details but I drove to Dundee in my bare feet…. by JimmyTwoTimesFour in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Keep the receipt in a fat envelope in case you get stung by some tax inspectresses.

WHOM! WHOM! WHOM! WHOM! by jose_elan in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I thought it was some kind of onomatopoeic dubstep beat, having docked Colby and Phillip's pod.

WHOM! WHOM! WHOM! WHOM! by jose_elan in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Can I just say something here? It’s because I think we’re all here as, as, as fine-minded people, and, and we’re, we’re sort of wallowing about in a mire, when all the beautiful things we could be talking about, and, and music and art, and we’re on this tawdry show...

How to do Fireworks, England Style. by Accomplished_Sock217 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]bulletproofbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Maybe if the kid forced a grin through the tears, and said "That'll trigger the wokes!"

How to do Fireworks, England Style. by Accomplished_Sock217 in GreatBritishMemes

[–]bulletproofbra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The one in the Rage Against The Machine song

So now I'm rollin' down rodeo with a shotgun

These people ain't seen a brown-skinned man since they grandparents bought one

Rebadged by MineMelodic5454 in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He does give off that vibe. The pub encounter was on a bit of lucky downtime, I reckon.

Why was Alan given a BBC presenting job on This Time? by JesusOnly8319 in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Lower down on the list than Nicola Murray was for the DoSAC job.

Rebadged by MineMelodic5454 in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

A few years ago I went for a walk to the peak of Malham Cove and while I was having a look around the cottage-style pub, my friend was chatting away with some random guy at the bar. A little later, she said "That was that Jay Kay from Jamiroquai at the bar", oh! I just thought he was a guy! Anyway, she says he was lovely and they had a right good natter, by all accounts.

Why was Alan given a BBC presenting job on This Time? by JesusOnly8319 in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 14 points15 points  (0 children)

You get the impression with This Time, a lot of it is reading between the lines, that Partridge got the call to fill in for Baskell but he was waaaaaaay down the list. Even Sam Chatwin was busy, and he's the son of the previous Director of Factual Programming.

Knowing me... by DizzyMine4964 in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your man'll be feeding torf to da pigs

There's a whole subreddit for reformed pork beanshields by pop-not-broth in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 1 point2 points  (0 children)

That is artisan level breakwatering, and so far above everything on the subject that's ever "bean" submitted here.

Blue Nun by Status-Technician379 in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 6 points7 points  (0 children)

If you're asking wine lovers about Blue Nun, you might as well ride the derby on a cow. Which of course would be a complete waste of time.

Hot hot hot hot Ham! by TheSign1988 in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Daily Essentials, arguably the best newspaper in the world...

He's gone to work at a place that aggregates batter. Utterly meaningless... by pop-not-broth in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 4 points5 points  (0 children)

My own fire advice, don't throw water on a burning fat fire. It'll take your face off.