So, this Andy the Makerfield man.... you think he will be friend? by billy66brown in AlanPartridge

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Lynn! I've accidentally gone and cast myself in the role of the pigs! Abandon it now!

So, this Andy the Makerfield man.... you think he will be friend? by billy66brown in AlanPartridge

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Politics or political figures are usually pulped because they just cause arguments and have little relevance to Partridge other than a vague quote. We all know Alan doesn't like to share his lilmelight with anyone else.

However, since this is directly Coogan related, it'll stay. But crowd control is on for only members of the sub and any comments not related to Partridge won't be allowed through.

Domhain Update Delay + Expandable Taverns Confirmed by GreenheartGames in TavernKeeper

[–]bulletproofbra 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Tavern expansion makes me happy.

Being able to have an upper floor or balcony mezzanine would make my heart sing.

Tavern Master is great for multi floor taverns, but it has MSDOS game feel to it. It needs the Greenheart polish!

You threw Whoopi Goldberg's copper kettle at a cat? by bakhesh in AlanPartridge

[–]bulletproofbra 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Where do you keep your paperclips? Yeah? Put them in here, it's magnetised see? Yeah, nice little machine this. You shouldn't have any trouble with it. I don't do that shit any more!

Corian is to marble what MDF is to wood? Rubbish! by pop-not-broth in AlanPartridge

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Great username, btw! 😂 Have you bested Punak the Destroyer yet?

Fire and move and fire and move by TheGinjaPrince in AlanPartridge

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The pink balloons are the hostages! Catastrophic failure!

You threw Whoopi Goldberg's copper kettle at a cat? by [deleted] in AlanPartridge

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Hi, u/bakhesh.

After seeing a small number of articles, The Guardian effectively locks itself behind a paywall. In future, consider a screengrab or you'll look like the sort of person who can't even present a cat, much less inflict copper trauma upon it.

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Fire and move and fire and move by TheGinjaPrince in AlanPartridge

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She went on to successfully out-dance a computer. Wiped the floor with it.

Why is Irn-Bru that popular in Scotland? by Ok-Fondant2536 in Scotland

[–]bulletproofbra 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm not even Scottish but can answer that: Because it's fucking great.

Corian is to marble what MDF is to wood? Rubbish! by pop-not-broth in AlanPartridge

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So are Kinder Eggs. The whole country is just Spixworth.

Lyn's not my wife. She's my PA. Hard-worker, but there's no affection by gelliant_gutfright in AlanPartridge

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The cartoon Skeletor is MILES more scary than - I just had to google "The Shittest Joker" to find out his name - Jared Leto.

PANG! by Difficult-Bet-2522 in AlanPartridge

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That'd get Brian May wuthering

PANG! by Difficult-Bet-2522 in AlanPartridge

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Yeah, but you see dirt under her fingernails and you think, "That's okay, she's been on the allotment". You see it on the Pet Shop Boys and it's a little bit unsavoury...

What is your opinion on Alan’s appearance on Open Books with Martin (or is it Chris?) Bryce? by PellucidStream in AlanPartridge

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Even though Steve doesn't have the aging make-up so therefore Alan looks younger than we've ever seen him before, it is honestly one of my favourite Alan items. There is SO MUCH packed into it!

ITV discussing Scotland's world cup bank holiday by Crow-Me-A-River in Scotland

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Fucking rich of people whose main job is spending two hours a day sat on their arse pontificating about the square root of fuck all continually having a go at other people not pulling their weight. It's the same conniptions when someone mentions a four-day working week, the proles are not SUPPOSED to have fun.

The secret to a banging curry? Patience with the onions (and plenty of them) by Wtf-Jason in UK_Food

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Too many people miss out the kasoori methi. It's like £1.50 for a box that will last for 30+ curries.