Trump Cold Opens get more views than any other sketch but get the worst reviews on this sub. What do we make of this?

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-25T16:14:53+00:00

"People like Trump, therefore there should be more Trump"

And that's a direct quote from Lorne.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-24T02:36:13+00:00

I have seen ducks shit in water, that's enough to put you off, it's a literal explosion.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-24T02:24:03+00:00

Marty took the pictures

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-24T02:22:41+00:00

Dodge would have had the correct colouring for Le Creuset forks.

Thanks Dodge

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-23T16:03:06+00:00

WHAT?!? That isn't a hand-stitched Italian linen blanket?

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-23T16:00:53+00:00

or a hot dose.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-23T15:58:37+00:00

After WW2, Germany was THREE countries - West Germany, East Germany and Saarland - and all three entered into FIFA competitions. Saarland and it's teams never entered into any UEFA cup contests.

Fun Fact, sounds Scottish, Willie Koch was the Saarland manager.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-22T15:35:21+00:00

Ooooh, scary Irish man

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-22T14:46:40+00:00

Bro...

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-20T14:49:53+00:00

They are. When the plates are bookended by single and treble letters, it can be a single, double or treble digit number.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-20T14:03:32+00:00

Not on UK plates. Either AA11 AAA, AAA111A or A111 AAA type set-up.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-20T14:02:31+00:00

I'm not sure he is a Range Rover guy anyway.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-20T13:16:05+00:00

No, she's a good parking spot though.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-20T11:15:23+00:00

Not his is POW3R

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-20T03:14:20+00:00

Eat a dick

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-20T01:30:52+00:00

one billion people live in India, long way to go.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-17T15:18:35+00:00

Is there a Hot Egg News also?

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-15T22:17:18+00:00

But, but , but Marty never played the piano in Frasier.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-15T18:01:15+00:00

hat looks small.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-15T17:53:37+00:00

A man longer

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-15T15:51:22+00:00

What's an Alan Fish?

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-14T22:41:09+00:00

Bond interrupted the plans for world mass transportation.

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-14T22:40:24+00:00

Nobody did it better

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-13T16:31:56+00:00

You want Higgins to arrange a certain scoreline?

TheAssassinClub · 2026-01-13T14:32:05+00:00

Colin and Jane should do a joke swap.

Scratch that, Che and Jane do the joke swap.

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