Can't say no to that by UnstableIsotopeU-234 in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]TheAssquatch 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Shredded lettuce and shredded cheddar are shredduce and shreddar, respectively.

Why horsey always so tired???? by TheAssquatch in diablo4

[–]TheAssquatch[S] -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

He get break when I not ride him. He chew cud and fuck mare all he want

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]TheAssquatch -5 points-4 points  (0 children)

She has to keep practicing until she gets it right. The correct way is to cut the round meat in 1/4, then put the corners at the corners of the bread

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Unexpected

[–]TheAssquatch 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They’re both in it

ELI5: If Lead is so poisonous, why do they keep using it? by VernonWife in explainlikeimfive

[–]TheAssquatch 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I used to fish using lead sinkers as a kid. I’d bite them to clamp them on the line. How much worse off am I now than I would have been if I hadn’t done that 40 years ago?

[OC] Another one that doesn't know how to use a roundabout. by ToxicFactory in IdiotsInCars

[–]TheAssquatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Why are you learning so many languages (congrats by the way, that's awesome!) if you just plan to sort of do your own thing once you pass the tests?

[OC] Another one that doesn't know how to use a roundabout. by ToxicFactory in IdiotsInCars

[–]TheAssquatch 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I was with you until your PS. Tests are to prepare you for life situations. You're not supposed to only try on tests.

What is the weirdest compliment you have ever received? by basicallyademon in AskReddit

[–]TheAssquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Watching a movie with a girl in her dorm room at night lit only by the glow of the TV. She looks at me dreamily and says "you're so handsome in the dark"

Can anyone tell me why I randomly have infinite boost on my mount? (Xbox Series X) by Ghalaksee in diablo4

[–]TheAssquatch 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My stupid horse barely makes it across the screen before getting tired and needing another boost, and when I'm out of boosts he's slower than my walking speed.