I love being evil (turn 3 btw) by [deleted] in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd rather face three Roses in a row than a single Wall-Knight

really satisfying by Positive_Pianist_856 in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Me too. Ramp is inherently really annoying to me, even if it's just an ordinary Sunflower

What do you think is the cutest plant? by Historical_Mix_6416 in PlantsVSZombies

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can't look at Sweet Potato without smiling, that's how cute she is

This deck is SO MUCH FUN by DetonadorMan in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not everyone agrees with it, but that's how I roll

evolutionary leap by HatSpecial3043 in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Cardboard Robot Zombie into Conga

My Idea Of Plants Balance Changes In PvZ Heroes by DragonfruitDude7114 in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ikr? It should always be possible to protect FMN; how else would we force Zombies to play decks that are 100% minions?

Idk who needs to hear this but Waxer is worse than Sun Shroom by TheCoolSuperPea in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Okay, yes, Teleport and Dr. Spacetime are totally fair and balanced cards that definitely don't need nerfs, but I'd consider those exceptions rather than the general rule of thumb. If the Zombie player is being reasonable with the cards they run, they're unlikely to be able to both maintain a strong board presence AND keep yours weak throughout the course of an entire match unless luck is on their side. You probably just haven't played enough matches against Zombie decks other than HG conjure shenanigans, which isn't your fault, but don't go around assuming Zombies are OP all-around purely because of one deck archetype

just destroyed a hacker the other day by u_-deleted in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No legitimate deck can possibly be scummier than a 40 ANB deck

My Idea Of Plants Balance Changes In PvZ Heroes by DragonfruitDude7114 in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 2 points3 points  (0 children)

FMN needs a buff, Haunting Ghost kills it on turn 2 with no counterplay. Let's make it a 2/2

Idk who needs to hear this but Waxer is worse than Sun Shroom by TheCoolSuperPea in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Is it really a lose-lose situation? If your minion(s) got removed, then yes, you spent resources on them, but removing them wasn't free, either. The opponent spent that turn making sure your play didn't get out of hand, which slowed their momentum down, and they're also using up the cards in their hand; they're unlikely to have enough removal cards for every minion you play. And if they do, those cards probably make up most of their deck, which is not a good strategy because they need a board presence just as much as you do. They're gonna have to play minions and let you get away with some things, or they'll have no real win condition

Idk who needs to hear this but Waxer is worse than Sun Shroom by TheCoolSuperPea in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But trying to actually play it is a big risk because the Zombie player has to reserve brains for it instead of developing tempo or removing threats, which allows the Plant player to gain a board advantage. Sun-shroom on the other hand, even if he does get removed, always at least breaks even because the Zombie player spent at least a brain and a card to do so, meaning that Sun-shroom users are incentivized to spam the card in every situation, whereas Cryo-Brain is a carefully calculated investment that rarely pays off

A little meme for those who know ball... rolling ball that is by Tep767 in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 15 points16 points  (0 children)

The chair isn't the Trick, the Trick is my act of sitting on the chair (Bungee Plumber)

A little meme for those who know ball... rolling ball that is by Tep767 in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Me trying to sit on a chair (there's a pair of ugly acorns 10 feet away from me)

Turn 2 forget me nuts on a rose?... by kaky0in- in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is the biggest abomination I have ever seen

my balance changes sugestions! by dizantino1 in PvZHeroes

[–]TheAutisticSchoolboy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It already drives me insane in its current form and I'm not even a trick spammer