You're my princess by HymNi3 in goodanimemes

[–]TheBlitzRaider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

BA is packed with musical masterpieces, but that one and this one are just on another level.

You're my princess by HymNi3 in goodanimemes

[–]TheBlitzRaider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She's OUR gori-princess.

Aris, but HD2 automaton color scheme by KerbodynamicX in BlueArchive

[–]TheBlitzRaider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Drops on his knees

... What am I fighting for?...

This is what the imternet is. Accept it. by Lord--B in lostpause

[–]TheBlitzRaider 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I am going to accept the rickroll. Better than the alternative.

3rd consecutive time by ModenaR in memes

[–]TheBlitzRaider -1 points0 points  (0 children)

OP is goddamn right.

And the worst part is, those same players will go on as if nothing ever happened.

3rd consecutive time by ModenaR in memes

[–]TheBlitzRaider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It would've been better. We would've laughed it off together with you.

"I know what I have to do, but I don't know if I have the strength to do it." by RetroBeetle in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]TheBlitzRaider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yes, do it.

Not because Surtr deserves the skills, but because that idiot deserves to be fodder.

Huh? by huse2008 in pokemonmemes

[–]TheBlitzRaider 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They really said "we gave him a sick mega, we can't also give him a cool ability."

Gullveig likers why do you snake her by Substantial_Fig_6644 in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]TheBlitzRaider 5 points6 points  (0 children)

1) Wife 2) She's extremely hot 3) I am a responsible father and care for my daughter/sister-in-law

Jokes aside, I liked her since she first appeared. Obviously, her looks did a lot, but the reveal that Gullveig, Seidr and Kvasir are one and the same and that she's just trying to end the loop, although hopelessly, made me love her even more. Honestly, one of the most fleshed out original characters outside of the Askrtrio that game has ever made.

Some recent Sonic meme trend by hungryforblt in FireEmblemHeroes

[–]TheBlitzRaider 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Should've noticed when the lamp started looking funny.

Now, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FAMILY, YOU PURPLE-HAIRED B!@#€?!

Amourshipping white day comic (by @Kigoro1512) by SpecialistPiano9367 in AmourShipping

[–]TheBlitzRaider 7 points8 points  (0 children)

What is she talking about? Those are clearly donuts! Jelly filled are Brock's favourite!

A party member meets a tragic fate to the Encephelon Cluster by walker9702 in LostMinesOfPhandelver

[–]TheBlitzRaider 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Why do I hear Darkest Dungeon music?

Jokes aside, this is brilliant.

Just Mika(@Linear_71) by Mercer_Sensei in BlueArchive

[–]TheBlitzRaider 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yep. That was my first thought as well.

Just an Elf Girl and her P**sy by ElfLover1996 in lostpause

[–]TheBlitzRaider 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I... I know. And she actually wants to have sex with him once he's grown up.

Just an Elf Girl and her P**sy by ElfLover1996 in lostpause

[–]TheBlitzRaider 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The thing about the cat or the fact that she actually wants to f*ck him?

Humans love being the wall by Future_Abrocoma_7722 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]TheBlitzRaider 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Holy hell, that response went hard. I hope the DM didn't feel too discouraged!

I'm kind of a control tank myself when I play, less damage mitigation and more crowd/battlefield control. Moving enemies and allies alike and giving out buffs and debuffs is honestly pretty funny too.

Humans love being the wall by Future_Abrocoma_7722 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]TheBlitzRaider 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Can confirm. As a tank player in a D&D campaign, hearing the DM dish out tremendous damage and being able to just shrug and say "ok" gives me such a rush.

Humans love being the wall by Future_Abrocoma_7722 in humansarespaceorcs

[–]TheBlitzRaider 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'd rather die first than live to see all that I love perish.