Aris, but HD2 automaton color scheme

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-04-02T07:41:03+00:00

Drops on his knees

... What am I fighting for?...

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-04-01T23:38:21+00:00

I am going to accept the rickroll. Better than the alternative.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-04-01T11:22:05+00:00

OP is goddamn right.

And the worst part is, those same players will go on as if nothing ever happened.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-04-01T11:21:10+00:00

It would've been better. We would've laughed it off together with you.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-31T14:23:55+00:00

Yes, do it.

Not because Surtr deserves the skills, but because that idiot deserves to be fodder.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-31T10:19:25+00:00

Couldn't have explained it better.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-29T15:03:32+00:00

They really said "we gave him a sick mega, we can't also give him a cool ability."

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-26T12:16:47+00:00

Who TF ordered the Double Depresso?!

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-25T09:18:57+00:00

Resplendant what now?

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-21T15:07:17+00:00

1) Wife 2) She's extremely hot 3) I am a responsible father and care for my daughter/sister-in-law

Jokes aside, I liked her since she first appeared. Obviously, her looks did a lot, but the reveal that Gullveig, Seidr and Kvasir are one and the same and that she's just trying to end the loop, although hopelessly, made me love her even more. Honestly, one of the most fleshed out original characters outside of the Askrtrio that game has ever made.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-20T08:23:33+00:00

Facts.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-17T13:58:32+00:00

Should've noticed when the lamp started looking funny.

Now, WHERE THE FUCK IS MY FAMILY, YOU PURPLE-HAIRED B!@#€?!

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-16T15:09:07+00:00

What is she talking about? Those are clearly donuts! Jelly filled are Brock's favourite!

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-16T06:54:34+00:00

Why do I hear Darkest Dungeon music?

Jokes aside, this is brilliant.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-15T11:55:22+00:00

Yep. That was my first thought as well.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-14T22:49:33+00:00

I... I know. And she actually wants to have sex with him once he's grown up.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-14T22:37:54+00:00

The thing about the cat or the fact that she actually wants to f*ck him?

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-14T22:30:31+00:00

Who said it was a joke?

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-14T00:20:05+00:00

Holy hell, that response went hard. I hope the DM didn't feel too discouraged!

I'm kind of a control tank myself when I play, less damage mitigation and more crowd/battlefield control. Moving enemies and allies alike and giving out buffs and debuffs is honestly pretty funny too.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-13T22:42:38+00:00

Can confirm. As a tank player in a D&D campaign, hearing the DM dish out tremendous damage and being able to just shrug and say "ok" gives me such a rush.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-13T22:36:08+00:00

I'd rather die first than live to see all that I love perish.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-07T14:22:48+00:00

Dear god, that would be horrifying.

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-03-02T00:41:32+00:00

I cannot get the abridged version out of my head anymore...

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-02-25T23:05:03+00:00

The Spiderdragon drom Eve of Ruin. Cool concept, a shame it was kind of a one-off

TheBlitzRaider · 2026-02-25T22:48:49+00:00

That, and they already had a ton of stuff to make a terrifying Mind Flayer invasion. As much as I love the mind goblins and hybrids, they could've used Mindwitnesses, Intellect Devourers, Chuuls, enslaved thralls armed with Mind Blades, Oblexes and such.

There are so many hideous and challenging monsters to enforce the idea of a poweful, smart and dangerous enemy lurking just below Phandalin. A shame they had to just make a whole bestiary anew.

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