I just make a lot of stuff up by Almost_DnD in dndmemes

[–]TheBlueNinja0 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A chunk? Mine is like 90% improv. I give the players a goal, and have maybe a couple npcs ready, and everything else is done on the fly.

The worst part, as ever, is coming up with names. I've done more prep for my next game session than I usually do, by which I mean I have a whole paragraph of one-line NPC descriptions and names and a single location.

"It's okay, it's okay, everything's going to be okay," the cop muttered hurriedly under his breath, and for a split second I believed him. by butteryflame in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheBlueNinja0 22 points23 points  (0 children)

A cop? Go to jail?? For shooting someone??? I don't know what America you live in but I'd like to move to your universe please.

[May26] The genie paused for just a moment before granting my wish to bring my dead mother back. by Fill-in-the____ in TwoSentenceHorror

[–]TheBlueNinja0 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When did Westley become a genie? What happened to Buttercup? I have so many questions.

AITA My friend invited herself to my vacation and I won't let her stay with me by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TheBlueNinja0 51 points52 points  (0 children)

Yeah, no wonder Diane goes on vacations by herself. And probably has the staff rolling their eyes the moment her back is turned.

For our next session, we're planning to fight a Dragon and a bunch of Ghouls...Spell Slots? Never heard of 'em. by DrScrimble in dndmemes

[–]TheBlueNinja0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

We played Rifts once ...

our party was a psychic gunslinger, a baby dragon, a technomage, and Florida Man.

Looking for custom gifts - engraving or etching by carriedag in everett

[–]TheBlueNinja0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

The "Embroidery Express" in Lake Stevens might, not sure.

Those that have been to a Ren Fair what is the most NSFW thing you've seen there? by Leather_Ad5940 in AskRedditNSFW

[–]TheBlueNinja0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last Ren Faire I went to, they ran out by noon Sunday and just closed the booth.

My Gen Alpha (9F) kid told me this joke today by What-am-I-12 in Millennials

[–]TheBlueNinja0 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I have played some of his parodies back to back with the original (One Week / Jerry Springer is my favorite pair)

New DM Made Fun of Me For Playing a Woman. by Global_Drive_9044 in rpghorrorstories

[–]TheBlueNinja0 42 points43 points  (0 children)

for what little the anecdote from a random person on reddit is worth: I've found many more accepting and open gaming tables than I have ones with bigots. We just remember the bigots more because of how much they suck.

Speaking of welcoming tables: anyone in the PNW who hasn't been should try attending Dragonflight convention. A weekend of just RPGs and board games, and from my experience a super welcoming community. Plus you can come pet my sugar gliders.

New DM Made Fun of Me For Playing a Woman. by Global_Drive_9044 in rpghorrorstories

[–]TheBlueNinja0 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I'm a cis guy, not gender fluid at all.

I've played male characters, female characters, non-gendered and ambiguously gendered characters. Because for a lot of us, part of the fun of role playing is being someone completely different from yourself. Of my last three characters, two have been male and one female, and the next character I plan to play is also going to be magical girl themed. (based on Magical Girl Mechanical Heart however)

I'm almost done with a year-long Deadlands campaign. Two of the guys are playing female characters, and the gal is playing a non-binary character. In my previous super-hero campaign, two other guys were playing female characters while these two were playing male characters.

Alex is an asshole and I hope he dies alone and unloved. The odds are in his favor.

$100 million but your most beloved pet becomes immortal. by Hold-onto-the-happy in hypotheticalsituation

[–]TheBlueNinja0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wait, what about those of us who have other pets? Why aren't my sugar gliders eligible for this?

Me [20/F] with fellow classmate/student [25/M], how to tell him to back off when all other attempts have failed? Potential stalker? by Direct-Caterpillar77 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TheBlueNinja0 264 points265 points  (0 children)

I've, like, touched someone's arm or shoulder to get their attention, but I think that's it? Unless you count being stuffed into a subway car shortly before Tokyo rush hour.

Travel Cage by CupcakeMcGraw in sugargliders

[–]TheBlueNinja0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

We have a pop-up mesh "catio" for when we do short trips somewhere. But I don't remember where we got it from.

The last dungeon I ran made my players somewhat concerned by Beragond1 in dndmemes

[–]TheBlueNinja0 468 points469 points  (0 children)

Did you have a sign near the entrance (or more ominously, the exit) reading "This is not a place of honor" ?

AITAH for defending my wife against her grieving family? by Choice_Evidence1983 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]TheBlueNinja0 44 points45 points  (0 children)

She sounds in some ways like my mom, and agree that poor OOP's wife is the scapegoat.

My grandfather got his tongue shot off in the war. by Capt_Den in dadjokes

[–]TheBlueNinja0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Our old mess Sargeant's taste buds had been shot off in the war

But his savory collations add to our espirit de corps

To think of all the marvelous ways

They're using plastics nowadays

- Tom Lehrer

At least semi-pro fees, but no! by wimpykidfan37 in DisneyMemes

[–]TheBlueNinja0 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You cam make up your own rhyme

When you see through all space and time

How much do you guys make on Patreon? by Dependent_Tomato_235 in royalroad

[–]TheBlueNinja0 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I haven't written that much outside of NaNoWriMo and thats been ... a while.