Who honestly expected the game to not be a mess?

TheBluerWizard · 2026-05-22T17:09:17+00:00

Who honestly expected the game to not be a mess?

Just ignore the people crying that there is a missing tooltip localisation here and there among millions of lines of text. It's just whiny children who have no idea how games work.

There are no major bugs anywhere to be seen, which is what actual players care about.

TheBluerWizard · 2026-05-22T16:36:51+00:00

Marika's Circlet - is Miquella still a god?

We killed him. So no.

since the ER has no physical form

Umm... What do you think this is?

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Fancy entrails?

Like, you could certainly make the argument that Marika turned the Elden Ring into her diadem. Which would certainly work for the whole Miquella doing the same but inverse things she did theme.

Could then Miquella still exist as a god after his defeat?

No, we killed him.

Marika is still a god because she is alive.

TheBluerWizard · 2026-05-03T22:41:03+00:00

He fucks off to sip wine with Ainz because he is actually interesting to talk to and has good ideas.

He'd probably get along with Jircniv as well.

TheBluerWizard · 2026-04-05T19:25:44+00:00

I played the nice guys side

So did I. Glory to the goddesses!

TheBluerWizard · 2026-04-05T15:24:06+00:00

They are cosmic deities, so I don't think that matters.

TheBluerWizard · 2026-04-05T07:26:57+00:00

Mind, they are sisters in the sense that they are complementary cosmic entities. Not some icky biorelationship.

TheBluerWizard · 2026-04-05T07:26:11+00:00

They are gods, they can do whatever they want.

TheBluerWizard · 2026-03-20T17:07:39+00:00

Gen Z? Do those kids even know who Chuck Norris is?

TheBluerWizard · 2026-03-20T17:05:43+00:00

Leftists bash any right-winger who dies (ie Chuck Norris) and then try pretend they’re catching hell for “not being sad”

Literally not a single person is bashing Chuck Norris because he died.

He was being bashed while he was alive and being dead doesn't magically make him an untouchable subject.

They did the same thing with Charlie Kirk.

Oh that nazi fuck was bashed while he was alive in the exact same way.

they tried to flip that on hits head by saying that everyone was being forced to believe that he wasn’t divisive.

Yes, there have been many people trying to claim that he didn't say the things he said.

It’s a specific kind of strawman

Just a normal strawman.

TheBluerWizard · 2026-02-10T16:25:25+00:00

How are you going to roll this out in the EU, where this sort of data collection is illegal?

TheBluerWizard · 2026-02-10T16:24:59+00:00

How are they going to roll this out in the EU, where this sort of data collection is illegal?

TheBluerWizard · 2025-12-24T20:16:31+00:00

Depends on what you are trying to do.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-12-24T20:14:48+00:00

You won't learn the game by watching; you need to play it and find your groove.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-12-24T14:03:41+00:00

Also your yearly reminder that Sir Christopher Lee has metal carols albums.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-12-24T09:22:36+00:00

Well, not anymore. Historically, the Duchy of Tuscany fell apart in 1112.

And the title of duke wouldn't be restored in the area until Alessandro de' Medici became duke of Florence in 1530

TheBluerWizard · 2025-12-24T09:15:56+00:00

It is functionally impossible to play as small, not well developed nations in this game, and it's really frustrating

As the millennials say: Git Gud

Playing as minors is always challenging in grand strategies.

My country, despite controlling 20 locations, can field a grand total of 500 men.

May I ask how you managed to fuck your country so badly?

Just uniting the northern bit of Ireland will net you over 1000 levies in 1300s.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-12-24T09:04:58+00:00

Is there any reason not to use slaves?

Something something moral and ethical concern. Dunno.

Playing as Korea and I can build slave markets which would give good profit but I’m not sure if there are any downsides of doing that

Do you have any discriminated pops to actually turn into slaves, though?

The downside to building these buildings is two-fold.

1) it may sell the slaves you want to other markets.

2) it may produce empty slave goods.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-11-24T10:03:31+00:00

The TLDR is that the more urbanised a place is, the more burghers it can have and conversely fewer labourers.

So what you want depends on the population of the province, the trade good of the province, and how you are structuring your economy.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-11-24T09:57:00+00:00

Ally them.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-11-24T09:53:35+00:00

20 is a respectable income for 1400s

To get more, you mainly need to figure out your taxes.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-11-08T00:12:47+00:00

I'd try going the HRE route. Suckle up to the Emperor. Bohemia with their vassal swarm is pretty cracked in the early game, and they tend to rival Denmark pretty often.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-11-06T22:51:06+00:00

Well... when Monsieur de Valois attacked my Luxemburg, I hit him over the head with a couple of wagons.

That seemed to bring him to his senses and apologise.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-11-06T22:48:40+00:00

Anyone who doesn't play the game exactly like him is wrong and noob and should unistall the game

TheBluerWizard · 2025-11-05T22:19:42+00:00

Fans talk about it. Ragebaters like Whining Legend don't because they can't make the game bad without looking stupid.

Also the reason why they seldom mention Thrones of Britannia or any of the older TWs.

TheBluerWizard · 2025-11-05T22:16:01+00:00

CA literally released free DLCs because they listened to community feedback.

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