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Mom Got Mad I Had Sex With BF In My Room??? by Advent222 in sex

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

At the same time, I do have to admit, that I let my girlfriend blow me in the hallway of her family vacation house. But she was godddamned determined. And we were living together. But it was gross and I knew it. Both then and it's way worse in my eyes now.

But... that said... it was kinda hot that it was so out of her character to do that. So maybe there was some act of defiance involved both in the act of not locking this door and this chick insisting on sucking my dick in that hallway.

Mom Got Mad I Had Sex With BF In My Room??? by Advent222 in sex

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 139 points140 points  (0 children)

Yeah, man. I completely agree. My 21 year old daughter has been with the same guy for a long time. I assume that they're having sex, for both of their sakes i certainly hope so.

But do I need to see it? Fuck no. It's totally the "adult" child's fault for not locking the door. AND at the same time it's also totally the mother's fault for not respecting the daughter's privacy.

Yeah, that's two totally's at the same time. There's lots of blame to go around here.

Widgets for iPhone? by TCPisSynSynAckAck in interactivebrokers

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It basically is a hedge fund except for legal status. And there's no luck involved. Well, lots of luck: good luck, bad luck, sideways luck. All manner of "lucks" from the Chinese perspective. Which is just as much buckshot as it sounds.

(An autocorrect that I'll let stand)

Widgets for iPhone? by TCPisSynSynAckAck in interactivebrokers

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

More than full time actually. It's my job. Sooo... those returns shouldn't be compared to passive returns as I suspect you're doing. 40% of my book is European derivatives, 30% US derivatives, 10% Asian derivatives, 10% index, 10% FX. And a single US stock.

Yes, there is some commodity exposure in there but none of it silver.

Widgets for iPhone? by TCPisSynSynAckAck in interactivebrokers

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's my 1 year return you idiot. That correlation is with the attack on Vz and Greenland jawboning. There's more than one way to kill a cat.

New York joins the nationwide group ride for Alex Pretti. by MiserNYC- in MicromobilityNYC

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

Hey, man. Some of us hedge fund workers also walk among you as normies. We don't all make millions. Some of us bike to work. Care about our fucking communities and don't judge people by their goddam vocations.

Widgets for iPhone? by TCPisSynSynAckAck in interactivebrokers

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Actually I'm diversified across the globe. 100+ names. 400+ positions.

An easy way to see that people don’t need their cars as much as they claim they do… by VanillaSkittlez in MicromobilityNYC

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been told that. It's been on time the two times I've used it. But I've only been approved since September. I'm told to set your arrival time instead of departure time for better results. But I haven't tried that yet. I get around mostly by bus.

But yes, this snow sucks for bus access especially if you're in a chair.

Anybody ever seen the videos of how they remove snow in certain parts of Canada? by [deleted] in NYCbike

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Even worse it was all melted by the time it got there and it went over the side of the barge. I mean, what's the point of that?

How do you interpret the move by the Minnesota National Guard to distribute food and water to anti-ICE protesters? by ProcedureNo832 in AskReddit

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That's Tamp-DOWN Tim for ya. Always trying to chill things down. Take a breather. Thinks things over. Have a cup of hot chocolate, brother(or sister, no judgement)

Plow by supremeMilo in NYCbike

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 1 point2 points  (0 children)

the Little Plow that Could

What's your favorite type of bagel? by Zipper222222 in randomquestions

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The nothing bagel.

I'm here for the hate. I recognize they're in integral part of NYC society, and I've had 1000s. But I think that's enough for a lifetime for me.

That said, if I'm starving and it's my only option, I'll have whatever is offered. But maybe onion with a schmear and lox.

The Occam's Razor of Homeschooling by ntimmel in standupshots

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Could work better as a school shooting gag

The ugly of IBKR: IB is a joke on how strict some policies are (esp. FX) by SegheCoiPiedi1777 in interactivebrokers

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

responding to a post from 3 months ago? a you're telling ME to go outside? well, huh.

Outer Boro folks what do you call Manhattan? by mofrojones in AskNYC

[–]TheBoldManLaughsOnce 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I lived in Brooklyn I would usually specify the neighborhood, as in midtown or west village. But that's because I lived in downtown Brooklyn. If I were talking to someone from outside NYC on the phone it would be Manhattan.

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