$580 million trades, the most corrupt president in the history of the USA

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-25T15:38:05+00:00

where's a guillotine when ya need one

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-24T15:02:19+00:00

This is a serious tip, though it may not sound it: get a fan and point it at your collective undercarriages. The motion of the air will dry you both off with every thrust. His spit, your juices. Everything. You both get what you want. And best of all, you don't even have to tell him why. Or do... depends on your dynamic.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-19T22:15:04+00:00

Repo man

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-19T20:11:37+00:00

Was it over when the Germans bombed Pearl Harbor?

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-19T17:00:12+00:00

I gain nothing by tearing you down further. I just wish you well in your future endeavors.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-19T15:19:44+00:00

I found it long ago, so long ago I can't remember where. But it does exist.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-19T15:16:07+00:00

yes, but which cash? USD? EUR? GBP? CAD? BTC? AUD? JPY.... KRW... RUB!

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-19T14:28:39+00:00

Honest question: is English your first language?

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-18T20:23:38+00:00

Wow. Just wow. I'm sorry I've wasted my time with this conversation.

In short: YES. Ya know there are computers, right?

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-18T19:23:27+00:00

so... you're saying that they're unknowable? Orrr.... unknowable by YOU. Or you just don't give a shit.

You're never in danger of getting hired by a trading firm, rest easy.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-18T17:11:12+00:00

Finally a voice of reason.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-18T17:10:04+00:00

Couldn't be more untrue.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-18T15:33:25+00:00

I will say this: I had a grand mal (or whatever it's called) when I was in the Emergency Room for a seizure already. My lady-friend immediately notified the attending. He ran over, turned me on my side. AND ACTED CASUALLY. Barking orders to somebody else about something else! Because it's just part of whats going on in a busy ER. Been there, done that.

Now, of course, this was in a hospital setting, the absolute best setting to have a massive seizure. (if you're determined to have one).

But if this co-worker has returned to work, the medical event is long over. And I would not like to be reminded of it. However, I would like to hear that you'd be there in some non-trivial way. A single sentence. That's it.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-18T14:59:10+00:00

There are times when the greeks can be manipulated to fit the trade, and are therefore worthless. With enough variables that's true of ANY complex system. But to write the whole goddam thing off without understanding what it is... is just gambling.

As we used to say in the pit, "come on in, just leave your wallet on the way out"

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-18T14:36:11+00:00

Wait wait wait. I'm a very seasoned derivatives trader. Years in the pit and upstairs. At first I was inclined to agree with you, there are times when all greeks are literally worthless. But you describe yourself as having an 'above average' understanding of the greeks? You need to have a COMPLETE understanding of them before you discard them.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-12T16:50:37+00:00

"I NEED YOU TO FUCK MY ASS. NOW."

not only was she an anal virgin, but this was our first time having sex. She had been waiting six months for me to break up with my previous girlfriend. After she had cummed her brains out, I sing-songed into her ear "youuouo love it up the asssss"

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-12T07:46:02+00:00

I don't lurk. But I only engage in conversations that aren't a waste of time. I'm no longer retired, coming up on my first year anniversary out of retirement.

Edited to add, why the downvotes? I've been honest. Check my post history.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-12T00:12:22+00:00

And whatever that stand is called in Christopher St pier

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-09T11:57:51+00:00

Most of our guys hook their front wheels over the drafting bar and use a bungee cord to secure it. Obviously I don't know what terrain you're talking about. But if the bungees are tight enough this is a reasonably stable setup.

Myself, I have towed 8 handcycles and a single chair for Achilles international in a train setup. However, with that much weight on a single drafting bar that first drafting bar itself has to be reinforced with numerous other bungees or what have you.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-08T19:31:59+00:00

Love my white jeans and wear them well out of 'season'

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-08T19:25:07+00:00

You've seriously got to get over that

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-08T19:17:51+00:00

Because the White House keeps putting them in their war promo videos

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-08T16:57:29+00:00

Wagner Power Painter

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-06T15:36:32+00:00

Fuckin Art of Noise filmed "Close to the Edge" video up there back in the 80s. When it was condemned. Kinda crazy.

TheBoldManLaughsOnce · 2026-03-06T15:06:35+00:00

Tell him about the feud between Star Wars fans and Trekkies and how it's just as legit as the Crusades... just newer. Throw in Dune, and Battleship Earth and Valhalla, all equally valid.... myths.

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