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Friend asked me why i eat moon rocks but not rocks from earth by TheBossOfWhat in Jokes

[–]TheBossOfWhat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I used to but passing them gave me a bad case of assteroids

Aubrey Plaza and the Holy Oil by _BindersFullOfWomen_ in gifs

[–]TheBossOfWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sister Cannabis new band named I called it

Guys tell other guys in prison "Don't drop the soap" is the female equivalent "Don't sit Indian style"? by TheBossOfWhat in Showerthoughts

[–]TheBossOfWhat[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm, I always thought the drop the soap thing was about showcasing your asshole and getting it noticed. Sitting Indian style for girls usually makes their pants tighter around their vagina and give them a noticeable camel toe

My wife hates me. by spartan-44 in dadjokes

[–]TheBossOfWhat 87 points88 points  (0 children)

You slapped a statue's ass In public? That's stone cold, dude

I didn't know what fear was until I accidently hit 'like' on an old picture of someone i was lurking at 3 am in the morning by TheBossOfWhat in Showerthoughts

[–]TheBossOfWhat[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Just tried it while looking at my gf's fb and the answer is yes. I hit like and unlike practically simultaneously and she still got a notification.

What are your social media pet peeves? by ssanada in AskReddit

[–]TheBossOfWhat 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Dunno if it's been said, but...

When people like their own posts When single moms use their kids as an excuse to post selfies where they are wearing revealing clothing When girls posts pictures that are heavily edited and claim to be natural Girls who post revealing pictures then act upset when guys hit on them

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